Adam Heath Avitable

Adam Heath Avitable

is creating laughter in your heart and love in your soul

3

patrons

$13

per month
Hey nuggets,

Those of you who know me know who I am - comedian, writer, entertainer, superb lover - and you know what I have to offer. But for those of you who don't, let me tell you who Adam Heath Avitable is.

I'm the professor whose students didn't show up, and my tweets went viral worldwide. I'm an ordained minister who performs weddings that are 50% humor and 50% let's be respectful to the tradition so Grandma doesn't have her fourth heart attack. I'm a comedian who has performed in venues from Iceland to Los Angeles and everywhere in between. I'm a blogger with a large audience who writes transparently about depressionanxietylove, and loss

But more than each individual aspect of who I am, I'm someone who yearns to create. My project board has seventeen different projects on it. Seventeen!

  • An animated adaptation of my first book, "Interviews with Dead Celebrities"
  • The first book and a fully-realized detective novel series
  • Memoir titled “Real Men Don’t Cry (Often)” about sex and love and comedy
  • Sequel to my book
  • Comedian/serial killer novel
  • Full-length documentary about local comedians on the road to obscurity
  • Coffee table book filled with photos my best friend and I took at the abandoned Six Flags in New Orleans
  • Mobile game about something I don’t want to share with the world so nobody steals my idea
  • Road trip dramatic screenplay about two friends
  • A produced, recorded, and headlined comedy special
  • 2018 Avitable Calendar
  • “Surprise!” video short
  • Music Video to my “Avitable” parody of Kesha’s “Cannibal”
  • “The Fart” video short
  • Quarterly writing workshops for aspiring writers
  • Produce “Live From My Couch” living room comedy show
  • Big Chill meets Rashomon drama about four people who find friendship at a funeral and all have different mental portraits of who the deceased really was

I want you on this journey with me. This was something that was damn near impossible before Patreon. This amazing concept (I wish I had come up with it!) allows supporters of non-tangible creative arts to show their support by donating a small monthly recurring amount to the artist or artists they believe in. In return, not only do you get to be a part of this twisted, amazing thing that is the creative process, but you get access to a patron-only feed! In my case, that feed will include rough drafts of work, getting your input into titles and characters, early access to everything, free tickets, and more (see the rewards section for specifics). 

Will you join me?

Avitable Wall Of Awesome:

Kiley W., Bess A., Ahmad F., Spencer S., Missie B., Sheila H., Laurie G., Dawn S., Marcela E., Kari B.

Tiers
Partridge
$1 or more per month

You get patron-only access to a private feed, which includes the following:
  • Rough drafts of projects
  • Input into titles and characters
  • Unreleased audio clips of material I've performed on stage
  • Early access to finished projects
  • Free tickets to shows when I'm performing in your area (unless prohibited by the venue or state)
  • Discounts on any related products
  • Participation in my project accountability
  • Finished scripts
  • Download links for videos
  • Insight into the process of a depressed narcissist
Turtle Dove
$3 or more per month

You get all of the Partridge rewards, and the following:
  • I'll follow you on Twitter (make sure your Twitter handle is on your Patreon profile!) for as long as you're a patron
  • I'll RT you to my 23K followers at least once, maybe more if you're particularly entertaining
  • Facebook friendship  - if you add me and message me to let me know who you are, I'll add you as a friend!
French Hen
$5 or more per month

You get the Partridge. You get the Turtle Dove. And more:
  • A Club Avitable refrigerator magnet that I sell at my shows
  • Personalized birthday wishes on Facebook or Twitter, if your birthday is available
  • Extra RTs and shares of your posts!
Calling Bird
$10 or more per month

The Partridge. The Turtle Dove. The French Hen. Plus:
  • A signed copy of my best-selling humor book, "Interviews with Dead Celebrities"
  • A free copy of the next book I publish!
Gold Ring
$20 or more per month

The Partridge, Turtle Dove, French Hen, Calling Bird, and:
  • Acknowledgement in my next project, whether it's your name in my book or in the credits of my first film!
Goose A-Laying
$50 or more per month

Partridge, Turtle Dove, French Hen, Calling Bird, Golden Ring, plus:
  • You get a personal post on Facebook, Twitter, and/or Instagram thanking you (and only you) for being a patron!
Swan A-Swimming
$100 or more per month

Partridge, Turtle Dove, French Hen, Calling Bird, Gold Ring, Geese A-Laying, and:
  • A thank you acknowledgement at the end of my next professionally produced stand-up video
  • If you're this level for a year, I'll name a character in a book or movie after you too!
Hey nuggets,

Those of you who know me know who I am - comedian, writer, entertainer, superb lover - and you know what I have to offer. But for those of you who don't, let me tell you who Adam Heath Avitable is.

I'm the professor whose students didn't show up, and my tweets went viral worldwide. I'm an ordained minister who performs weddings that are 50% humor and 50% let's be respectful to the tradition so Grandma doesn't have her fourth heart attack. I'm a comedian who has performed in venues from Iceland to Los Angeles and everywhere in between. I'm a blogger with a large audience who writes transparently about depressionanxietylove, and loss

But more than each individual aspect of who I am, I'm someone who yearns to create. My project board has seventeen different projects on it. Seventeen!

  • An animated adaptation of my first book, "Interviews with Dead Celebrities"
  • The first book and a fully-realized detective novel series
  • Memoir titled “Real Men Don’t Cry (Often)” about sex and love and comedy
  • Sequel to my book
  • Comedian/serial killer novel
  • Full-length documentary about local comedians on the road to obscurity
  • Coffee table book filled with photos my best friend and I took at the abandoned Six Flags in New Orleans
  • Mobile game about something I don’t want to share with the world so nobody steals my idea
  • Road trip dramatic screenplay about two friends
  • A produced, recorded, and headlined comedy special
  • 2018 Avitable Calendar
  • “Surprise!” video short
  • Music Video to my “Avitable” parody of Kesha’s “Cannibal”
  • “The Fart” video short
  • Quarterly writing workshops for aspiring writers
  • Produce “Live From My Couch” living room comedy show
  • Big Chill meets Rashomon drama about four people who find friendship at a funeral and all have different mental portraits of who the deceased really was

I want you on this journey with me. This was something that was damn near impossible before Patreon. This amazing concept (I wish I had come up with it!) allows supporters of non-tangible creative arts to show their support by donating a small monthly recurring amount to the artist or artists they believe in. In return, not only do you get to be a part of this twisted, amazing thing that is the creative process, but you get access to a patron-only feed! In my case, that feed will include rough drafts of work, getting your input into titles and characters, early access to everything, free tickets, and more (see the rewards section for specifics). 

Will you join me?

Avitable Wall Of Awesome:

Kiley W., Bess A., Ahmad F., Spencer S., Missie B., Sheila H., Laurie G., Dawn S., Marcela E., Kari B.

Recent posts by Adam Heath Avitable

Tiers
Partridge
$1 or more per month

You get patron-only access to a private feed, which includes the following:
  • Rough drafts of projects
  • Input into titles and characters
  • Unreleased audio clips of material I've performed on stage
  • Early access to finished projects
  • Free tickets to shows when I'm performing in your area (unless prohibited by the venue or state)
  • Discounts on any related products
  • Participation in my project accountability
  • Finished scripts
  • Download links for videos
  • Insight into the process of a depressed narcissist
Turtle Dove
$3 or more per month

You get all of the Partridge rewards, and the following:
  • I'll follow you on Twitter (make sure your Twitter handle is on your Patreon profile!) for as long as you're a patron
  • I'll RT you to my 23K followers at least once, maybe more if you're particularly entertaining
  • Facebook friendship  - if you add me and message me to let me know who you are, I'll add you as a friend!
French Hen
$5 or more per month

You get the Partridge. You get the Turtle Dove. And more:
  • A Club Avitable refrigerator magnet that I sell at my shows
  • Personalized birthday wishes on Facebook or Twitter, if your birthday is available
  • Extra RTs and shares of your posts!
Calling Bird
$10 or more per month

The Partridge. The Turtle Dove. The French Hen. Plus:
  • A signed copy of my best-selling humor book, "Interviews with Dead Celebrities"
  • A free copy of the next book I publish!
Gold Ring
$20 or more per month

The Partridge, Turtle Dove, French Hen, Calling Bird, and:
  • Acknowledgement in my next project, whether it's your name in my book or in the credits of my first film!
Goose A-Laying
$50 or more per month

Partridge, Turtle Dove, French Hen, Calling Bird, Golden Ring, plus:
  • You get a personal post on Facebook, Twitter, and/or Instagram thanking you (and only you) for being a patron!
Swan A-Swimming
$100 or more per month

Partridge, Turtle Dove, French Hen, Calling Bird, Gold Ring, Geese A-Laying, and:
  • A thank you acknowledgement at the end of my next professionally produced stand-up video
  • If you're this level for a year, I'll name a character in a book or movie after you too!