Jonathan Wojcik is creating
Terrible Creatures
And eating peanut butter cups
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$1,083
Milestone Goals
Unsatisfactory Medical Facility: It Could Be Better
I'll continue updating Awful Hospital every day that I possibly can. That's usually 30 some pages per monthly update!
I've kept this up for over a year now and I'm not getting sick of it any time soon. Even if we ultimately wrap up Awful Hospital in a neat little package, I'd probably start up another series in a similar vein!
I've kept this up for over a year now and I'm not getting sick of it any time soon. Even if we ultimately wrap up Awful Hospital in a neat little package, I'd probably start up another series in a similar vein!
Character files!
We'll expand Awful Hospital's lore with character and creature bio files, written by Dr. Phage or other characters! Usually two per month!
Mortasheen Bonus
Every single month, I'll ink and color a new Mortasheen monster, instead of just a handful a year like we're used to.
Awful Hospital bonus reading!
Every month, you'll get some in-character Awful Hospital writing, varying in tone, author, length and style. Thus far these have been a series of character blogs, but they may constitute short stories and other writing!
Quadruple monsters!
They're the most time-consuming thing I do, but let's go for two fully colored Mortasheen monsters per month! I'll still do more than that from time to time, as well as updating existing creature art.
I'll also draw two ARTHROPOID sketches a month. That's a rough black and white speed-drawing of a mutant bug monster every other week, which will be considered Mortasheen canon, and posted alongside interesting details of the real arthropod that inspired it. No insect, arachnid or crustacean will be too obscure, too silly, or too pitiful to get this treatment!
As a bonus, I'll also expand general monster lore with more details than ever, and even add more information to past monsters every single week!
I'll also draw two ARTHROPOID sketches a month. That's a rough black and white speed-drawing of a mutant bug monster every other week, which will be considered Mortasheen canon, and posted alongside interesting details of the real arthropod that inspired it. No insect, arachnid or crustacean will be too obscure, too silly, or too pitiful to get this treatment!
As a bonus, I'll also expand general monster lore with more details than ever, and even add more information to past monsters every single week!
Monster Madness!
We'll start an Awful Hospital "bestiary," with fully colored art of weird things that live in the Hospital and other zones, whether or not we've even seen them. There's a whole ecology we've barely begun to witness!
Meanwhile, I'll start uploading "bonus" Mortasheen monsters as rough sketches. These will be fully canon, with their own brief pages and descriptions, even if I can't find the time to draw them in more detail!
Meanwhile, I'll start uploading "bonus" Mortasheen monsters as rough sketches. These will be fully canon, with their own brief pages and descriptions, even if I can't find the time to draw them in more detail!
Ongoing text series
At $800, I'll upgrade Awful Hospital's "bonus reading" into a full blown monthly fiction series. This may vary between self-contained short stories and an ongoing narrative - maybe a novel, chapter by chapter, exploring brand new characters and scenarios!
WHAT!?
If I'm making $1,000 a month, I can consider this pretty much a "real job," and devote even more time and energy to your amusement.
I'll let you guys suggest things you might like to see, and I'll even use the money to help make those things happen. Maybe we can start work on a video game project? Maybe I'll commission an Awful Hospital official soundtrack? Sculpts for 3-d printable figurines? Who knows!
I'll let you guys suggest things you might like to see, and I'll even use the money to help make those things happen. Maybe we can start work on a video game project? Maybe I'll commission an Awful Hospital official soundtrack? Sculpts for 3-d printable figurines? Who knows!
About
I like drawing monsters and writing about bugs.
Location
Maryland, USA
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Bogleech.com is a website where cheesy Halloween decorations and intestinal parasites are reviewed the way more reasonable people might review movies or vintage wines or something. It's also the home of several hundred original monsters comprising the world of Mortasheen, as well as the creepy interactive adventure comic, Awful Hospital: Seriously the Worst Ever. Traditionally, the site has updated continuously throughout what I consider the three-month "Halloween Season" and mostly hibernated for the rest of the year, while I focused more on school and my attempts to glean some income from free-lance writing.
With the sudden success of Awful Hospital, it's become apparent that I'll be doing continuous work on it much longer than I originally predicted, and that maybe I should shift more focus to my own stuff instead of trying to write for other people's websites. You can help!
Work also quietly continues on realizing Mortasheen as a tabletop role-playing game. It's a world of ridiculous, nasty battle-monsters I've been expanding for more than ten years, with easily another few hundred monster concepts backed up in my notes and sketches, waiting to be drawn and colored. You can help with that, too!
So, if you want to, you can hire me to make my goofy stuff all year round and set aside other stuff that isn't that. Infinity Halloweens.
OTHER PATREONS TO CHECK OUT:
Inhuman - a beautiful hand-drawn science fiction series!
Keetah spacecat - all kinds of art and commissions by a cat that is in space!
With the sudden success of Awful Hospital, it's become apparent that I'll be doing continuous work on it much longer than I originally predicted, and that maybe I should shift more focus to my own stuff instead of trying to write for other people's websites. You can help!
Work also quietly continues on realizing Mortasheen as a tabletop role-playing game. It's a world of ridiculous, nasty battle-monsters I've been expanding for more than ten years, with easily another few hundred monster concepts backed up in my notes and sketches, waiting to be drawn and colored. You can help with that, too!
So, if you want to, you can hire me to make my goofy stuff all year round and set aside other stuff that isn't that. Infinity Halloweens.
OTHER PATREONS TO CHECK OUT:
Inhuman - a beautiful hand-drawn science fiction series!
Keetah spacecat - all kinds of art and commissions by a cat that is in space!