Bachelor Soft

Bachelor Soft

is creating DDD: THE NATURAL PLAYBOYS.

15

patrons

$88

per month
Bachelor Soft is one person making an amazing video game.

It is titled DDD: THE NATURAL PLAYBOYS.

It is about a down on her luck actress who is locked out of her apartment by a Satanic sex cult. She has to make ends meet on the mean streets of Miami South: The NEW Hollywood. She doesn't have any money, or shoes, or friends, but she does have a towel...and you, the player. Guide her home and reunite her with all her precious belongings and unopened bottles of wine, will you?

Or you can just give me money and never play the game. That's fine with me too.
Tiers
DDD: OLD ENOUGH FOR LOVE
$1 or more per month
Prove you're old enough to buy things online by giving me at least $1 a month.
DDD: FOR SWEATY GIRLS
$5 or more per month
This will get you access to all the hottest content. The kind that will make you sweat. That's right: I'm talking about dev diaries and drawings and so much pixelated perspiration. Also: a copy of the upcoming third issue of the DDD: THE NATURAL PLAYBOYS zine, along with a hard copy of the first issue and scans of the second!
DDD: HOT AS LOVE
$10 or more per month
Anyone who gives me $10 a month is surely hot...hot as love..and they will get a certificate to prove it.


It's just going to be a little pixel art heart and it'll say HOT above and AS LOVE below and a blank space for you to sign. And it'll be digital only. It's up to you to print it out and have it framed or laminated so you can carry it in your wallet. But just imagine all the "action" you could get with such a thing. Imagine...a world where you're 120% certified Hot.


If you cancel your pledge I trust you will tear up the certificate. Do not steal hot valour, please.


You'll also get the zines yeah.

DDD: SEX NUMBERS
$69 or more per month
Spend this much money to prove you know how sex works, or at know what the best sex number is. By doing so I will send you an original drawing. It will be very nice and suitable for framing. It will feature Laura D., or a character of your choosing. But it won't be sexy. That would be disgusting.


You'll also get zines and I will seal the envelope...with a kiss.

DDD: I BECAME SATAN'S BRIDE AS A LARK
$1,000 or more per month
I will let you pretend to be my secret spouse. This might impress your friends or family or net you that big promotion you've been angling for. You'd probably end up in the tabloids too. Very cool stuff.


If I were to recommend one tier...this would be the one.

Goals
$88 of $200 per month
I buy a pair of running shoes and actually start getting exercise so I don't have a heart attack before I finish this game.
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Bachelor Soft is one person making an amazing video game.

It is titled DDD: THE NATURAL PLAYBOYS.

It is about a down on her luck actress who is locked out of her apartment by a Satanic sex cult. She has to make ends meet on the mean streets of Miami South: The NEW Hollywood. She doesn't have any money, or shoes, or friends, but she does have a towel...and you, the player. Guide her home and reunite her with all her precious belongings and unopened bottles of wine, will you?

Or you can just give me money and never play the game. That's fine with me too.

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Tiers
DDD: OLD ENOUGH FOR LOVE
$1 or more per month
Prove you're old enough to buy things online by giving me at least $1 a month.
DDD: FOR SWEATY GIRLS
$5 or more per month
This will get you access to all the hottest content. The kind that will make you sweat. That's right: I'm talking about dev diaries and drawings and so much pixelated perspiration. Also: a copy of the upcoming third issue of the DDD: THE NATURAL PLAYBOYS zine, along with a hard copy of the first issue and scans of the second!
DDD: HOT AS LOVE
$10 or more per month
Anyone who gives me $10 a month is surely hot...hot as love..and they will get a certificate to prove it.


It's just going to be a little pixel art heart and it'll say HOT above and AS LOVE below and a blank space for you to sign. And it'll be digital only. It's up to you to print it out and have it framed or laminated so you can carry it in your wallet. But just imagine all the "action" you could get with such a thing. Imagine...a world where you're 120% certified Hot.


If you cancel your pledge I trust you will tear up the certificate. Do not steal hot valour, please.


You'll also get the zines yeah.

DDD: SEX NUMBERS
$69 or more per month
Spend this much money to prove you know how sex works, or at know what the best sex number is. By doing so I will send you an original drawing. It will be very nice and suitable for framing. It will feature Laura D., or a character of your choosing. But it won't be sexy. That would be disgusting.


You'll also get zines and I will seal the envelope...with a kiss.

DDD: I BECAME SATAN'S BRIDE AS A LARK
$1,000 or more per month
I will let you pretend to be my secret spouse. This might impress your friends or family or net you that big promotion you've been angling for. You'd probably end up in the tabloids too. Very cool stuff.


If I were to recommend one tier...this would be the one.