Two friends telling adventure game developers how to do their job

We love sitting around, bitching about adventure games. But we have aspirations, dreams, hopes and feelings, like all true romantics. So we are inviting you, dear reader, to help us take this to that elusive next level that people are always talking about.

That's why we're hoping you will support us in our quest to enlighten and educate the adventure gaming world through uninformed opinions, uninhibited swearing and general mischievousness. Know that we do this with love, and we would love to do it to you - with love. Wait, that came out wrong.