The Ballsh!t Podcast is creating INCREDIBLE SH!T
24

patrons

$338
per month
IT'S NOT ALWAYS ABOUT BALL PYTHONS... but much of it is!!

Thanks so much for visiting this Ballsh!t Podcast page here at Patreon!!  This page was created in hopes of reaching a few monetary goals with this podcast that I have had a GREAT TIME bringing you so far!  Creating this podcast was something I did for myself and ALL of the people that it could reach.

Beginning reptile keepers, Professional breeders and even a few people that are just interested in what we all do all over the world have been tuning into the Ballsh!t Podcast since it was created in early 2015.  I spared no expense to bring you a clear, crisp and interesting podcast with my own personal spin.  This species has taken the world by storm since the dawn of the new millennium and now its time for EVERYONE to hear about how it started and how it will continue on forever!

The Ballsh!t Podcast is a free media production but in no way is it free to produce!  I have monthly hosting and software expenses as well as the equipment investment for studio and mobile recording...

Here's how to listen in if you're fucking clueless!!

Listen to Ballsh!t on iTunes
Listen to Ballsh!t from our internet portal www.BALLSHT.com
Follow the podcast on FaceBook
Tiers
Because you're awesome...
$1.99 or more per month 4 patrons
I truly thank you for your support listening to this SH!T!! This ain't even 2 BUCKS!

Cost Comparison : 2 SH!TTY McD's Cheeseburgers = $2.00
LEVEL 1
$3 or more per month 2 patrons
You, my friend, are the SH!T
For this level of support you are invited to join the SECRET and EXCLUSIVE Ballsh!t FaceBook Group!!

Cost Comparison : SH!TTY McD's Big Mac = $3.99
LEVEL 2
$5 or more per month 7 patrons
You are now a Ballsh!ter!
  • you are invited to join the SECRET and EXCLUSIVE Ballsh!t FaceBook Group!!
  •  AND I'll thank you by name on an episode of the show (if you want me to)
LEVEL 3
$7 or more per month 4 patrons
You are now a BallSh!ter


  • I'll thank you by name on an episode of the show (if you want me to)
  • AND receive TWO 4x4" BallSh!t Stickers to slap up wherever ya' want!! *UV coated for long life so you can sh!t on whatever you want, indoors or out!!!
LEVEL 4
$9 or more per month 4 patrons
You are now a serious BallSh!ter

  • I'll thank you by name on an episode of the show (if you want me to)
  • Receive TWO 4x4" BallSh!t Stickers to slap up wherever ya' want!! *UV coated for long life so you can sh!t on whatever you want, indoors or out!!!
  • AND YOU get to have any question you want to ask prominently announced on the Ballsh!t Podcast! I will even record you asking it yourself and us discussing the answer! (if you have the BALLS)
LEVEL 5
$20 or more per month 4 patrons
SH!T STAINS!!
You're a SERIOUS Ballsh!t Lover and I love you back!
  • I'll thank you by name on an episode of the show (if you want me to)
  • Receive TWO 4x4" BallSh!t Stickers to slap up wherever ya' want!! *UV coated for long life so you can sh!t on whatever you want, indoors or out!!!
  • You get to have any question you want to ask prominently announced on the Ballsh!t Podcast! I will even record you asking it yourself and us discussing the answer! (if you have the BALLS)
  • YOU GET all of the FUTURE benefits of the $20.00 T-SHIRT level! (I don't want to list the t-shirt level until I'm closer to the order...)
LEVEL OCHO!!
$50 or more per month 3 of 5 patrons
You are PART OF THIS SH!T -LEVEL OCHO!
**LIMITED TO ONLY FIVE SPOTS
  • All of the previous level benefits
  • YOU GET AN AD SPOT!! At the END of each episode! I will plug your company/breeding business in my own words or read your copy (loosely, if it's too rigid or sounds dumb I'm changing it!)
BOSS MODE
$100 or more per month 2 of 4 patrons
You are PART OF THIS SH!T - BOSS MODE
Duuuude... bruh!  You're a FUCKING ADVERTISER!! 
  • All of the previous level benefits
  • YOU GET AN AD SPOT!! During each and EVERY episode's middle ad break! I will plug your company/breeding business in my own words or read your copy (loosely, if it's too rigid or sounds dumb I'm changing it!)
**LIMITED TO ONLY FOUR SPOTS
BEAST MODE
$200 or more per month 0 of 1 patrons
Rawwrrrrrrr!!

**LIMITED TO ONLY ONE SPOT
  • All of the previous level benefit
  • ALSO YOU GET A SHOW SPONSOR INTRO AD at the start of EVERY FUCKING SHOW *For Example - in your own voice, or mine "XXX is a proud sponsor of the Ballsh!t Podcast
  • AND GET AN AD SPOT!! During each and EVERY episode's middle ad break! This INCLUDES an "mini-interview" ad in which you participate WITH ME in a pre-recorded fashion representing YOURSELF
Goals
$338 of $500 per month
Get this fucking thing up to $500.00 a month and I'll donate $1.00 to USARK.org for every fucking time I say the word FUCK in the next 5 fucking episodes from this fucking point! (I'm gonna do my best to count accurately but my attention span fucking SUCKS)

IN ADDITION Jonathan Foltz of HerpLife & Reptile Webmasters has pledged to MATCH the USARK.org donation of $1.00 for every time I say the word FUCK in the most FUCK grossing episode of these 5 episodes!!  Thanks a FUCKING LOT Jonathan Foltz for this pledge...
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IT'S NOT ALWAYS ABOUT BALL PYTHONS... but much of it is!!

Thanks so much for visiting this Ballsh!t Podcast page here at Patreon!!  This page was created in hopes of reaching a few monetary goals with this podcast that I have had a GREAT TIME bringing you so far!  Creating this podcast was something I did for myself and ALL of the people that it could reach.

Beginning reptile keepers, Professional breeders and even a few people that are just interested in what we all do all over the world have been tuning into the Ballsh!t Podcast since it was created in early 2015.  I spared no expense to bring you a clear, crisp and interesting podcast with my own personal spin.  This species has taken the world by storm since the dawn of the new millennium and now its time for EVERYONE to hear about how it started and how it will continue on forever!

The Ballsh!t Podcast is a free media production but in no way is it free to produce!  I have monthly hosting and software expenses as well as the equipment investment for studio and mobile recording...

Here's how to listen in if you're fucking clueless!!

Listen to Ballsh!t on iTunes
Listen to Ballsh!t from our internet portal www.BALLSHT.com
Follow the podcast on FaceBook

Recent posts by The Ballsh!t Podcast

Tiers
Because you're awesome...
$1.99 or more per month 4 patrons
I truly thank you for your support listening to this SH!T!! This ain't even 2 BUCKS!

Cost Comparison : 2 SH!TTY McD's Cheeseburgers = $2.00
LEVEL 1
$3 or more per month 2 patrons
You, my friend, are the SH!T
For this level of support you are invited to join the SECRET and EXCLUSIVE Ballsh!t FaceBook Group!!

Cost Comparison : SH!TTY McD's Big Mac = $3.99
LEVEL 2
$5 or more per month 7 patrons
You are now a Ballsh!ter!
  • you are invited to join the SECRET and EXCLUSIVE Ballsh!t FaceBook Group!!
  •  AND I'll thank you by name on an episode of the show (if you want me to)
LEVEL 3
$7 or more per month 4 patrons
You are now a BallSh!ter


  • I'll thank you by name on an episode of the show (if you want me to)
  • AND receive TWO 4x4" BallSh!t Stickers to slap up wherever ya' want!! *UV coated for long life so you can sh!t on whatever you want, indoors or out!!!
LEVEL 4
$9 or more per month 4 patrons
You are now a serious BallSh!ter

  • I'll thank you by name on an episode of the show (if you want me to)
  • Receive TWO 4x4" BallSh!t Stickers to slap up wherever ya' want!! *UV coated for long life so you can sh!t on whatever you want, indoors or out!!!
  • AND YOU get to have any question you want to ask prominently announced on the Ballsh!t Podcast! I will even record you asking it yourself and us discussing the answer! (if you have the BALLS)
LEVEL 5
$20 or more per month 4 patrons
SH!T STAINS!!
You're a SERIOUS Ballsh!t Lover and I love you back!
  • I'll thank you by name on an episode of the show (if you want me to)
  • Receive TWO 4x4" BallSh!t Stickers to slap up wherever ya' want!! *UV coated for long life so you can sh!t on whatever you want, indoors or out!!!
  • You get to have any question you want to ask prominently announced on the Ballsh!t Podcast! I will even record you asking it yourself and us discussing the answer! (if you have the BALLS)
  • YOU GET all of the FUTURE benefits of the $20.00 T-SHIRT level! (I don't want to list the t-shirt level until I'm closer to the order...)
LEVEL OCHO!!
$50 or more per month 3 of 5 patrons
You are PART OF THIS SH!T -LEVEL OCHO!
**LIMITED TO ONLY FIVE SPOTS
  • All of the previous level benefits
  • YOU GET AN AD SPOT!! At the END of each episode! I will plug your company/breeding business in my own words or read your copy (loosely, if it's too rigid or sounds dumb I'm changing it!)
BOSS MODE
$100 or more per month 2 of 4 patrons
You are PART OF THIS SH!T - BOSS MODE
Duuuude... bruh!  You're a FUCKING ADVERTISER!! 
  • All of the previous level benefits
  • YOU GET AN AD SPOT!! During each and EVERY episode's middle ad break! I will plug your company/breeding business in my own words or read your copy (loosely, if it's too rigid or sounds dumb I'm changing it!)
**LIMITED TO ONLY FOUR SPOTS
BEAST MODE
$200 or more per month 0 of 1 patrons
Rawwrrrrrrr!!

**LIMITED TO ONLY ONE SPOT
  • All of the previous level benefit
  • ALSO YOU GET A SHOW SPONSOR INTRO AD at the start of EVERY FUCKING SHOW *For Example - in your own voice, or mine "XXX is a proud sponsor of the Ballsh!t Podcast
  • AND GET AN AD SPOT!! During each and EVERY episode's middle ad break! This INCLUDES an "mini-interview" ad in which you participate WITH ME in a pre-recorded fashion representing YOURSELF