Ballyhoo Fiber Emporium is creating a podcast for farm & fiber lovers!
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Thanks for clicking on whatever link led you here! Sure am heckin' glad to see ya! Let's get the introductions out of the way first.

Who are you?
My name is Inigo Montoya. No, no, just kidding. I'm WAY cooler than a Spaniard with a sword and a grudge for a 6-fingered man. I'm a bi-racial Canadian, raised in Oregon, Jewish (but raised by conservative Christians), adopted (obviously), former classical musician, published author, speaker, and wife who fell into sheep while training Thoroughbreds. And if that doesn't hook ya.... For the last ten years, I've been a shepherdess, fiber artist, workshop instructor, shearer, lobbyist, agricultural advisor, podcaster, fiber ambassador, and general badass. Basically, if Louise Belcher and Katherine Hepburn had a baby and that baby bought a farm, I'm that.

What's Ballyhoo Fiber Emporium?
1. An actual brick and mortar general store, built in 1929. The home of Ballyhoo fiber, workshops, farm events, and production.
2. A podcast for fiber artists and producers. Do you wear clothes? Do you have anxiety, like to laugh, knit alone in the dark like a dog, appreciate sarcasm, or like to think? THIS SHOW IS FOR YOU!!!

If the quality and creativity of Ballyhoo Fiber Emporium has become a valuable part of your life, please consider becoming a voluntary subscriber here on Patreon. You are the reason I do this podcast, and your participation makes continued variety and consistency possible. THANK YOU FOR LISTENING!


A lot goes into making a quality podcast: researching guests, scheduling and holding interviews, editing audio, adding special touches, mixing sound, and uploading. I don't get paid for it, and I LOVE producing the show for you! Not only that, I am committed to community-funding this endeavor so you NEVER have to listen to boring commercials.

It takes about 4x the time to edit each podcast episode as the length of the interview you hear!

Here's your chance to earn some quality karma and get instant gratification! Click on the orange button. You'll get extra, unfiltered, guaranteed meaningful content for your money. I promise to make you laugh and cry. Click it. You know you want to. And...GO!
Tiers
Basic Ballyhooligan
$4 or more per month
You're getting so extra. I mean, so MUCH extra!

* Access to patron-only audio AND videos

* Invitations to LIVE events

Ask the Shepherdess
$8 or more per month
* All the $1/wk benefits

* Ask me anything on air! Seriously, ANYTHING. I will answer your questions, read your letter, play your message, whatever. It's YOUR moment of fame with yours truly. You can even ask the sheep something if you like, but I can't guarantee their response.

Ballyhoo on Your Sleeve
$20 or more per month
* All the $1/wk and $2/wk benefits

* Ballyhoo ringtone featuring Purl and Cinnabon

* First crack at every Ballyhoo Fiber Emporium t-shirt design! Please specify your shirt size.

Goals
9% complete
When I reach $500 per month, I'll create a poll and we'll either support Qiva or Heifer International. You'll get to follow our chosen recipient! How cool is that?!
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Thanks for clicking on whatever link led you here! Sure am heckin' glad to see ya! Let's get the introductions out of the way first.

Who are you?
My name is Inigo Montoya. No, no, just kidding. I'm WAY cooler than a Spaniard with a sword and a grudge for a 6-fingered man. I'm a bi-racial Canadian, raised in Oregon, Jewish (but raised by conservative Christians), adopted (obviously), former classical musician, published author, speaker, and wife who fell into sheep while training Thoroughbreds. And if that doesn't hook ya.... For the last ten years, I've been a shepherdess, fiber artist, workshop instructor, shearer, lobbyist, agricultural advisor, podcaster, fiber ambassador, and general badass. Basically, if Louise Belcher and Katherine Hepburn had a baby and that baby bought a farm, I'm that.

What's Ballyhoo Fiber Emporium?
1. An actual brick and mortar general store, built in 1929. The home of Ballyhoo fiber, workshops, farm events, and production.
2. A podcast for fiber artists and producers. Do you wear clothes? Do you have anxiety, like to laugh, knit alone in the dark like a dog, appreciate sarcasm, or like to think? THIS SHOW IS FOR YOU!!!

If the quality and creativity of Ballyhoo Fiber Emporium has become a valuable part of your life, please consider becoming a voluntary subscriber here on Patreon. You are the reason I do this podcast, and your participation makes continued variety and consistency possible. THANK YOU FOR LISTENING!


A lot goes into making a quality podcast: researching guests, scheduling and holding interviews, editing audio, adding special touches, mixing sound, and uploading. I don't get paid for it, and I LOVE producing the show for you! Not only that, I am committed to community-funding this endeavor so you NEVER have to listen to boring commercials.

It takes about 4x the time to edit each podcast episode as the length of the interview you hear!

Here's your chance to earn some quality karma and get instant gratification! Click on the orange button. You'll get extra, unfiltered, guaranteed meaningful content for your money. I promise to make you laugh and cry. Click it. You know you want to. And...GO!

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Tiers
Basic Ballyhooligan
$4 or more per month
You're getting so extra. I mean, so MUCH extra!

* Access to patron-only audio AND videos

* Invitations to LIVE events

Ask the Shepherdess
$8 or more per month
* All the $1/wk benefits

* Ask me anything on air! Seriously, ANYTHING. I will answer your questions, read your letter, play your message, whatever. It's YOUR moment of fame with yours truly. You can even ask the sheep something if you like, but I can't guarantee their response.

Ballyhoo on Your Sleeve
$20 or more per month
* All the $1/wk and $2/wk benefits

* Ballyhoo ringtone featuring Purl and Cinnabon

* First crack at every Ballyhoo Fiber Emporium t-shirt design! Please specify your shirt size.