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About BarelyAdventist

Hi Everyone!

BarelyAdventist posts (mostly) humorous satirical news about Adventism several times a week. The point behind the posts is to make Adventists laugh, think and grow through looking at issues from a fresh perspective. A writer who calls himself Sevvy runs the blog and writes most of the posts with occasional help from other contributors. Sevvy is trying to pay  bills with this blog and what started as a hobby has become a form of ministry and a much-needed source of income. He wants to keep growing the site to feature more content and reach larger audiences. Help a brotha out!

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Getting to $1000 in Patreon pledges would be HUGE for cementing the future of BarelyAdventist. Not only could we keep breaking the Adventist internet with our satirical stories and Adventist jokes but we could GROW with more hilarious content from more contributors. The truth is we can't run BarelyAdventist without the support of you, our fans. Help us grow BarelyAdventist!!
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