BarelyAdventist is creating Adventist satire and humor
36

patrons

$596
per month
Hi Everyone!

BarelyAdventist posts humorous satirical news about Adventism several times a week. The point behind the posts is to make Adventists laugh and to help us all grow through looking at issues from a fresh perspective. A writer who calls himself Sevvy runs the blog and writes most of the posts with occasional help from other contributors.  Sevvy is trying to pay the bills with this blog and what started as a hobby has become his main form of ministry and source of income.  He wants to keep growing the site to feature more content and reach larger audiences.  Help a brotha out!

Also.... Check out our pledge rewards for patrons below...














Tiers
Potluck Insider
$1 or more per month 14 patrons
- Thanks for backing us with $1 per month! BarelyAdventist would be as dry as burned Special K Loaf if it weren't for you❗️


- You'll get access to the BarelyAdventist Patron Only updates where we'll feature insider info on upcoming BarelyAdventist projects😜

Sevvy's Pen Pal
$3 or more per month 8 patrons
- All the awesomeness above.


- You will get to name a character in one of our posts🕵


- Sevvy will give you his personal email address so you have an inside line to the head writer.

Creative Consultant
$5 or more per month 6 patrons
- You are amazing!! We would give your our last Big Frank. All the above rewards are yours👏👏


- At $5 per month you'll get a behind-the-scenes look at how the vetting and writing of BarelyAdventist posts takes place. We would LOVE your input!


Your Wish Is Our Command
$10 or more per month 14 patrons
- High Roller!! (In a strictly Adventist, non-gambly kind of way.) Gracias, fellow Sabbath keeper - help yourself to the above rewards.


- Sevvy will send you a super cool postcard from wherever he is living right now.


- Pitch a story topic and we'll write about it!

Blog Post Champ
$100 or more per month 2 patrons
- We would give you cutsies in our potluck line ANYTIME😎😎


- All the above perks are a given.


- BarelyAdventist's Sevvy will call you up for a fun chat.


- You get to sponsor a BarelyAdventist post with a mutually-approved link of your choice.

Goals
$596 of $1,000 per month
Getting to $1000 in Patreon pledges would be HUGE for cementing the future of BarelyAdventist. Not only could we keep breaking the Adventist internet with our satirical stories and Adventist jokes but we could GROW with more hilarious content from more contributors. The truth is we can't run BarelyAdventist without the support of you, our fans. Help us grow BarelyAdventist!!
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Hi Everyone!

BarelyAdventist posts humorous satirical news about Adventism several times a week. The point behind the posts is to make Adventists laugh and to help us all grow through looking at issues from a fresh perspective. A writer who calls himself Sevvy runs the blog and writes most of the posts with occasional help from other contributors.  Sevvy is trying to pay the bills with this blog and what started as a hobby has become his main form of ministry and source of income.  He wants to keep growing the site to feature more content and reach larger audiences.  Help a brotha out!

Also.... Check out our pledge rewards for patrons below...














Recent posts by BarelyAdventist

Tiers
Potluck Insider
$1 or more per month 14 patrons
- Thanks for backing us with $1 per month! BarelyAdventist would be as dry as burned Special K Loaf if it weren't for you❗️


- You'll get access to the BarelyAdventist Patron Only updates where we'll feature insider info on upcoming BarelyAdventist projects😜

Sevvy's Pen Pal
$3 or more per month 8 patrons
- All the awesomeness above.


- You will get to name a character in one of our posts🕵


- Sevvy will give you his personal email address so you have an inside line to the head writer.

Creative Consultant
$5 or more per month 6 patrons
- You are amazing!! We would give your our last Big Frank. All the above rewards are yours👏👏


- At $5 per month you'll get a behind-the-scenes look at how the vetting and writing of BarelyAdventist posts takes place. We would LOVE your input!


Your Wish Is Our Command
$10 or more per month 14 patrons
- High Roller!! (In a strictly Adventist, non-gambly kind of way.) Gracias, fellow Sabbath keeper - help yourself to the above rewards.


- Sevvy will send you a super cool postcard from wherever he is living right now.


- Pitch a story topic and we'll write about it!

Blog Post Champ
$100 or more per month 2 patrons
- We would give you cutsies in our potluck line ANYTIME😎😎


- All the above perks are a given.


- BarelyAdventist's Sevvy will call you up for a fun chat.


- You get to sponsor a BarelyAdventist post with a mutually-approved link of your choice.