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Hey, Bart King here. Thanks for visiting, and no pressure on donating to this page. There are lots of ways to help writers like me. You could tell a friend about our books, or review one of our titles on GoodReads or Amazon. And if you do consider backing me, terrific! But first, maybe you have...

QUESTIONS!
Um . . . who ARE you?
Let’s see: My name is Bart. I hate ham. And I’ve written over 20 books. (One of them was even once Amazon’s #5 overall bestselling title.) My most recent book is a funny novel from Disney called The Drake Equation.

I’m delighted to say that my books have won the Oregon Book Award, the Newbery Award and the Pulitzer Prize in Literature. But sadly, being "delighted to say" something doesn’t make it true. :)

However, reviewers do call my writing educational and funny. (And if you look at my books, I've gotten a LOT of reviews.)

Oh, and one more thing: I like turtles.

Can I email you with questions about, um, writing or whatever?
Sure! Send your messages to kingbart[at]comcast[dot]net.

If I contribute to this page, will you start annoying me with pledge drives and emails?
NO. I’m assuming most people don’t like that kind of thing. (I know I don’t.)

Hey, I just pledged one dollar a month. Now I'm wondering if that was a good idea. Can I stop donating next month?
Yes. You can cancel or adjust your pledge amount for ANY reason at ANY time. (And thanks for the dollar!)

What if I want to give MORE than a dollar a month?
Are you cra—
I mean, if you'd like to do that, cool. Thank you. You're awesome.  

Do I have to pay in US dollars? I live in Poland, and we use zlotys here.
No problem! Everything is shown in US dollars on this website, but you can use any money, and it'll be automatically converted. Hey, am I popular in Poland?

No, I am the only person in Poland who's heard of you.
Oh.
Rewards
Superlative Supporters!
$1 or more per month
  • Shoutout in book credits
  • First dibs on getting screen roles in movies based on my work
  • Personalized tweet. Or email. Or telegram. Hey, you pick!
Um, seriously?
$5 or more per month
  • Name used for flattering fictional character. (Or unflattering, whichever you prefer.)
  • The euphoria that goes with helping a writer who's a self-described "eccentric genius." (Admittedly, everyone else just calls me "eccentric.")
Goals
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I am ALWAYS looking for that next great book idea! Here are some of my current ideas that I'm working on:

— a humorous YA novel about love, death, and meteorites
— a children's book that takes readers on a tour of a magical version of the Pacific Northwest
— an educational nonfiction book about critical thinking and espionage
— a funny story told as "pen pal" letters written between two BFFs in the future
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Hey, Bart King here. Thanks for visiting, and no pressure on donating to this page. There are lots of ways to help writers like me. You could tell a friend about our books, or review one of our titles on GoodReads or Amazon. And if you do consider backing me, terrific! But first, maybe you have...

QUESTIONS!
Um . . . who ARE you?
Let’s see: My name is Bart. I hate ham. And I’ve written over 20 books. (One of them was even once Amazon’s #5 overall bestselling title.) My most recent book is a funny novel from Disney called The Drake Equation.

I’m delighted to say that my books have won the Oregon Book Award, the Newbery Award and the Pulitzer Prize in Literature. But sadly, being "delighted to say" something doesn’t make it true. :)

However, reviewers do call my writing educational and funny. (And if you look at my books, I've gotten a LOT of reviews.)

Oh, and one more thing: I like turtles.

Can I email you with questions about, um, writing or whatever?
Sure! Send your messages to kingbart[at]comcast[dot]net.

If I contribute to this page, will you start annoying me with pledge drives and emails?
NO. I’m assuming most people don’t like that kind of thing. (I know I don’t.)

Hey, I just pledged one dollar a month. Now I'm wondering if that was a good idea. Can I stop donating next month?
Yes. You can cancel or adjust your pledge amount for ANY reason at ANY time. (And thanks for the dollar!)

What if I want to give MORE than a dollar a month?
Are you cra—
I mean, if you'd like to do that, cool. Thank you. You're awesome.  

Do I have to pay in US dollars? I live in Poland, and we use zlotys here.
No problem! Everything is shown in US dollars on this website, but you can use any money, and it'll be automatically converted. Hey, am I popular in Poland?

No, I am the only person in Poland who's heard of you.
Oh.

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Rewards
Superlative Supporters!
$1 or more per month
  • Shoutout in book credits
  • First dibs on getting screen roles in movies based on my work
  • Personalized tweet. Or email. Or telegram. Hey, you pick!
Um, seriously?
$5 or more per month
  • Name used for flattering fictional character. (Or unflattering, whichever you prefer.)
  • The euphoria that goes with helping a writer who's a self-described "eccentric genius." (Admittedly, everyone else just calls me "eccentric.")