Beautiful Dudes Hot Com

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Nibblet

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We open our mahogany doors to you with our toothless grins; you hesitate for a moment, and as you start turning back, the doors slam shut and the concierge proceeds to hang up your coat.

Handsome Dude

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Okay...now you're getting comfy. You've grown a few inches, and you're not the scared little boy you once were. Your handshake is firm, and you always make eye contact.

Beautiful Dude

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You might as well run the place at this point. What, you want more? Shall I dance like a monkey? OUh OuH! Ah AH! Happy?

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About Beautiful Dudes Hot Com

    BEAUTIFUL DUDES HOT COM IS 
    • A fresh and crazy new "product" that all the good folks are talking about.
    • You wouldn't freaking believe the shenanigans we've been up to and are currently up to and will always be up wit'.
    • We're gonna make you laugh I swear to god you will enjoy this stuff, I mean, what's not to like? Have you seen this golden boy (me)? He's (I'm) fricking glistening for crying aloud!
    • THE CONTENT ONLY GETS BETTER, THAT'S A GUARANTEE :)
    WE ARE MAKING 
    • Very nice (wow!) videos  with splendid (cool!) animations and banging (sick!) music.
      You can take that to the bank and back!
    • We invest crazy amounts' of hours' into making beautiful sexy premium content that may not be quite what you are used to –but fret not, you will get used to it...
    • Our content is top tier, honestly, you can ask anyone, our content is top tier.
    • We want to make something that moves bodies in a very positive way; we want you to regain the confidence you once had or wished you would once have when we give you the content you didn't even know that you needed -but boy oh boy will you ever!
    IF YOU CARE TO 
    • Drop off a few sesame seeds our way, we would be eternally grateful to ya, as we would LOVE to keep making beautiful content for only the most beautiful of dudes (yes, you!)
    • Look...you drop off a few seeds...in a couple weeks you've got a palm tree. Boom.
      See, we're the palm tree, and you're the guy sitting 90° in the shade sipping' on coconut juice. Got it?
    • SUPPORT YER TROOPS

...BEAUTIFUL DUDES HOT COM...
...ARE YOU FOREIGN, OR A GANGSTA?...



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