Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

Creating a podcast where one-star reviews are read in a dramatic fashion.

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About Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

Dramatic readings of one-star reviews

Is your beach too sandy? Water too wet? Ice too cold? More importantly, do you feel like yelling about it on the internet? We’re here to help. Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet features dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by people who just need to have their voice heard.

Really wanted to like this podcast? Leave us zero stars if you could? Think to yourself, “Now THAT’S a podcast”? Be sure to leave your own review on Apple Podcasts.
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When we reach 100 patrons, we'll have a live video Q&A with all of our patrons! Then we'll plan to do once every month after that.
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