Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

is creating a podcast where one-star reviews are read in a dramatic fashion.
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$2
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Monthly Q&A Live Stream and Secret Facebook Group!


Once a month we'll hop on YouTube Live and answer your questions in the chat. You will gain access to the Patreon only Facebook Group.

Between you and me...
$5
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Theme Song as MP3/Ringtone!


We'll send you the Beach Too Sandy theme song as an MP3 so you can use it for a ringtone!


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Long John Donuts
$15
per month

Early access to episodes without ads!


Once we finish editing our episodes, you'll get them earlier than our normal release! We'll also keep them completely free of ads.


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About Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

Dramatic readings of one-star reviews

Is your beach too sandy? Water too wet? Ice too cold? More importantly, do you feel like yelling about it on the internet? We’re here to help. Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet features dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by people who just need to have their voice heard.

Really wanted to like this podcast? Leave us zero stars if you could? Think to yourself, “Now THAT’S a podcast”? Be sure to leave your own review on Apple Podcasts.
Goals
100 – reached! patrons
When we reach 100 patrons, we'll have a live video Q&A with all of our patrons! Then we'll plan to do once every month after that.
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