Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wetis creating a podcast where one-star reviews are read in a dramatic fashion.
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About Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet
Dramatic readings of one-star reviewsIs your beach too sandy? Water too wet? Ice too cold? More importantly, do you feel like yelling about it on the internet? We’re here to help. Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet features dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by people who just need to have their voice heard.
Really wanted to like this podcast? Leave us zero stars if you could? Think to yourself, “Now THAT’S a podcast”? Be sure to leave your own review on Apple Podcasts.
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