Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet is creating a podcast where one-star reviews are read in a dramatic fashion.
72
patrons

Dramatic readings of one-star reviews

Is your beach too sandy? Water too wet? Ice too cold? More importantly, do you feel like yelling about it on the internet? We’re here to help. Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet features dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by people who just need to have their voice heard.

Really wanted to like this podcast? Leave us zero stars if you could? Think to yourself, “Now THAT’S a podcast”? Be sure to leave your own review on Apple Podcasts.
Tiers
5 Stars
$2 or more per month

Patreon Polls and Secret Facebook Group!


You'll be able to participate in polls we post on Patreon and you will gain access to the Patreon only Facebook Group!

Between you and me...
$5 or more per month

Theme Song as MP3/Ringtone!


We'll send you the Beach Too Sandy theme song as an MP3 so you can use it for a ringtone!


+Includes previous tier

Long John Donuts
$15 or more per month

Early access to episodes without ads!


Once we finish editing our episodes, you'll get them earlier than our normal release! We'll also keep them completely free of ads.


+Includes previous tiers

Pyromaniac Spankings
$30 or more per month

Your hometown in an episode!


You'll tell us your hometown (or any town you'd like) and we'll dedicate that week's theme to you and use it as the subject for an episode! (We will choose the theme based on the location you give us.)


+Includes previous tiers

Baron of Cream
$50 or more per month

Write a tweet for us!


You'll tell us a message you want to get out and we'll post it on the Beach Too Sandy Twitter page for you and tag your account!


+Includes previous tiers

The Full Monty
$75 or more per month

Your own personal review by Christine and Alex!


You deserve a review, so we're going to give you one. We'll send a custom audio review of you (or anyone you choose) as an MP3! We'd give you six stars if we could. 


+Includes previous tiers

Dramatic readings of one-star reviews

Is your beach too sandy? Water too wet? Ice too cold? More importantly, do you feel like yelling about it on the internet? We’re here to help. Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet features dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by people who just need to have their voice heard.

Really wanted to like this podcast? Leave us zero stars if you could? Think to yourself, “Now THAT’S a podcast”? Be sure to leave your own review on Apple Podcasts.

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Tiers
5 Stars
$2 or more per month

Patreon Polls and Secret Facebook Group!


You'll be able to participate in polls we post on Patreon and you will gain access to the Patreon only Facebook Group!

Between you and me...
$5 or more per month

Theme Song as MP3/Ringtone!


We'll send you the Beach Too Sandy theme song as an MP3 so you can use it for a ringtone!


+Includes previous tier

Long John Donuts
$15 or more per month

Early access to episodes without ads!


Once we finish editing our episodes, you'll get them earlier than our normal release! We'll also keep them completely free of ads.


+Includes previous tiers

Pyromaniac Spankings
$30 or more per month

Your hometown in an episode!


You'll tell us your hometown (or any town you'd like) and we'll dedicate that week's theme to you and use it as the subject for an episode! (We will choose the theme based on the location you give us.)


+Includes previous tiers

Baron of Cream
$50 or more per month

Write a tweet for us!


You'll tell us a message you want to get out and we'll post it on the Beach Too Sandy Twitter page for you and tag your account!


+Includes previous tiers

The Full Monty
$75 or more per month

Your own personal review by Christine and Alex!


You deserve a review, so we're going to give you one. We'll send a custom audio review of you (or anyone you choose) as an MP3! We'd give you six stars if we could. 


+Includes previous tiers