Civilian

• You love Earth, you love freedom, and your unflinching support will help us fight for both.

• Every morning I will raise a tiny flag on my desk in honour of you and every other patron. I will tell Jamball to play "Reveille" on the Otamatone at the same time, but there's no guarantee she'll listen.
• Your generous contribution means we don't have to sell as many weapon fragments. Of course, that doesn't mean we won't.

Rookie

• You have taken the next step to protecting our way of life and our right to play videogames.

• As a faithful rookie, you can have a nickname of your choice added to XCOM alias list. When a soldier in one of our Enemy Within campaigns reaches the rank of Sergeant, the game randomly gives them an alias from this list as their callsign.

• Remember that this is for adding nicknames (i.e. "Wolf", "Crosshair"), not your actual name or handle (i.e. "Wolfguy27", "CrosshairKing"), so I reserve the right to modify them with your guidance if they don't sound suitable (or I find them offensive) - if your name is "BOB SPARKLES" and you want me to add "BOB SPARKLES" to the alias list, I'll contact you and we can discuss if "Sparkles" as a compromise is okay.

• All previous rewards included.

Vigilant Watcher

• You're always watching. Even when there's nothing to watch, sometimes you just sit there, pretending to watch. You watch so much that you won't even notice how much money you've given us. Just as we planned it.

• To commemorate your amazing watching skills and compensate your financial loss, each time we need random names for a credits reel, we'll use one of yours. Did you think the credits reel at the end of the X-ZONE was comedic genius? It was - but what you didn't realise is that it cost thousands of dollars to make, probably. Your place amongst reels of its calibre could be valued by some as "priceless", but don't worry; just consider it our special thank you.

• All previous rewards included.

Knight of Solomon

• You are a knight above knights, protector of the innocent, and your generosity is legend. No worldly goods or services could ever compare to your faith in Solomon, so instead, we'll send you a most anointed badge in the image of his most trusted servant, Soylent Green. Not a disciple of his holiness? Unfortunate, but you can instead opt for an alternate icon to spread worship and praise of.

• In addition, we'll send you something really precious - an original piece of digital art, imagined by you, drawn by me. Until now, my exclusive drawings have been impossible to find, because I can't draw. But don't worry - all you have to do is grease the wheels and your dreams can come true.

• All previous rewards included.

SPECTRE

• You have bribed your way into an honorary membership with the most elite, high speed covert tactical operating squadron in the world. No-one will ever know how generous you are, because no-one will ever know you existed.

• I will send you your own personal Team SPECTRE ID card, complete with a unique authentication code. Use your card to prove your Team SPECTRE membership and gain amazing benefits from participating businesses and individuals!

• A glossy picture of Soylent Green, signed by the reclusive alien-murdering rockstar himself. To a collector? Priceless. To a member of SPECTRE, it's just a snap from your pal. Not ready for such an intense artifact? Simply ask for a less intimidating souveniour instead from Jamball and myself.

• I will print out a photo, portrait or avatar of your choice that represents you and stick it on my wall along with each other member of Team SPECTRE. Sometimes I will look to your faces for motivation and guidance. Most of the time, your faces will just sit there looking creepy.
  

• You'll also get all three of the Knight of Solomon badges, instead of choosing just one.

• All previous rewards included.

GREAT VALUE SPECIALIST

• You read all that stuff about rewards with integrity. You read that we couldn't be bought. You didn't care. You know the only way to solve a problem is to throw more money at it, and you know the best way to find great value is to spend, spend, spend. We give up. You're about to become a member of the high roller's club, and get all those sweet, sweet perks you've been waiting for, including:

• FOUR HOURS PER MONTH OF "PROFESSIONAL" GAME COACHING BY "PROFESSIONAL" GAME COACHES, BEAGLE AND JAMBALL. Hey, we all know that true skill comes from practice, time and effort - but you know when it's time to solve a problem with your wallet instead. With our inimitable coaching style I like to call "improvosization", you'll become MAJOR LEAGUE at any game, fast. At least, it better be fast, because as soon as those four hours are up, see you in a month.

• STRANGE LOOKS FROM PEOPLE IN THE STREET. You might not think anyone will find out, but nobody throws this much money around without getting noticed. People know you spent three hundred dollars on a couple of people you've never met. They know you have more, and they'll be coming for you while you sleep. That's why you'll need:

• YOUR OWN PERSONALIZED MESSAGES. Configure your home alarm system with them. Change your ringtone. Enhance your answering machine. There's almost no limit to the things you can do with my voice - only the very real limits of decency and common sense.

• SOLDIER TRIBUTE VIDEO. If you ever have a soldier named after you in one of our XCOM campaigns, then at the end of that soldiers career, I will make a special and personal video tribute to them. Whether it's an obituary or a celebration, their sacrifice for Earth/triumphant victory/horrendous friendly fire incident will be remembered - with gusto.

• YOU'LL BE WITH ME IN SPIRIT. The next time I beat Ironman Impossible, I will shout your name, and that "WE DID IT" and high five you . You won't actually be here, so I'll high five myself, but everyone will pretend it was you, right there with me.

• EVERY REWARD. All of them. We will pile every badge option, every signed picture, and whatever else we have lying around into a box in a futile attempt to placate your material hunger.

• AND FINALLY, you have my personal guarantee that I will get the MELD for you.