Beehive Letters is creating political satire
7
patrons
$38
per month
Eric Slowdown, Juliet Assuage, who are those guys right? Amateurs. 

Hacking is last year. These days the real leaks come from tiny robots taking screenshots of internal parliamentary emails, which we bring to you through our Beehive Letters tweets. 

The thing is, I'd like to make political satire more of a thing in New Zealand, because right now it's pretty lacking. So setting up this Patreon will help me to support this, as well as other projects, and hopefully build more of a satire presence in the New Zealand (and maybe international) scene. I have limited expectations. The Beehive Letters don't exactly have a high production value, mostly due to my desire to keep them as current as possible. But I'd like it to be better, and that's where you can help. 

So support me! Support making wacky, topical political satire that at least one person has thought was the real thing!

Please note that all amounts are in US dollars (a dumb Patreon thing)
Tiers
Junior Whip
$1 or more per month 0 patrons
As a supporter of the Beehive Letters, you'll have access to the patron-only messages.
Señor Whip
$5 or more per month 7 patrons
Once a month you'll have access to a 'secret Beehive Letter' that I won't be posting on Twitter. This will be a Letter I've actually spent some time on, rather than rushing out to keep up 

After every three months, I'll send out a thank you letter to all of my supporters. It'll be from which ever MP is acting the most insane at the time, and I promise it won't always be Nick Smith.
Serjeant-at-Arms
$20 or more per month 1 patron
You're awesome. Like, really awesome. 

I will personally write you a Beehive Letter thanking you in the style of an MP of your choice. 

You'll also have access to everything on the previous tier. 
Usher of the Black Rod
$50 or more per month 0 patrons
What? Holy shit. Holy shit you're amazing. 

As well as everything you get in the previous tiers, I will physically mail you your favourite Beehive Letter, as well as a signed photo of the MP who wrote it. I'm sure they'll have something lovely to say.

I'll also send you a collection of your favourite Beehive Letters (or you can tell me your political leanings and I'll send you a selection that I think are your cup of tea), all made up to look official and enclosed in a manila folder. 
Goals
$38 of $50 per month
The Beehive Letters get a makeover. I'll design a better template that looks more realistic while still keeping the ability to make them quickly. 
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Eric Slowdown, Juliet Assuage, who are those guys right? Amateurs. 

Hacking is last year. These days the real leaks come from tiny robots taking screenshots of internal parliamentary emails, which we bring to you through our Beehive Letters tweets. 

The thing is, I'd like to make political satire more of a thing in New Zealand, because right now it's pretty lacking. So setting up this Patreon will help me to support this, as well as other projects, and hopefully build more of a satire presence in the New Zealand (and maybe international) scene. I have limited expectations. The Beehive Letters don't exactly have a high production value, mostly due to my desire to keep them as current as possible. But I'd like it to be better, and that's where you can help. 

So support me! Support making wacky, topical political satire that at least one person has thought was the real thing!

Please note that all amounts are in US dollars (a dumb Patreon thing)

Recent posts by Beehive Letters

Tiers
Junior Whip
$1 or more per month 0 patrons
As a supporter of the Beehive Letters, you'll have access to the patron-only messages.
Señor Whip
$5 or more per month 7 patrons
Once a month you'll have access to a 'secret Beehive Letter' that I won't be posting on Twitter. This will be a Letter I've actually spent some time on, rather than rushing out to keep up 

After every three months, I'll send out a thank you letter to all of my supporters. It'll be from which ever MP is acting the most insane at the time, and I promise it won't always be Nick Smith.
Serjeant-at-Arms
$20 or more per month 1 patron
You're awesome. Like, really awesome. 

I will personally write you a Beehive Letter thanking you in the style of an MP of your choice. 

You'll also have access to everything on the previous tier. 
Usher of the Black Rod
$50 or more per month 0 patrons
What? Holy shit. Holy shit you're amazing. 

As well as everything you get in the previous tiers, I will physically mail you your favourite Beehive Letter, as well as a signed photo of the MP who wrote it. I'm sure they'll have something lovely to say.

I'll also send you a collection of your favourite Beehive Letters (or you can tell me your political leanings and I'll send you a selection that I think are your cup of tea), all made up to look official and enclosed in a manila folder.