beep beep lettuce

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this will get u a weekly bonus, very luxurious, exclusionary episode and access to a secret discord channel. also, prolly access to updates and other dumb shit that we're too embarrassed to put on the main feed. 
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About beep beep lettuce

a podcast about huffin leafs and skreeching about politics. we'll post a regular ep for freen and then if u want more u can give us $$$ for it.
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we'll start actually trying to figure out how to do live shows outside of nyc
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