Ben Baptist is creating Bots, games, and whatever
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You will gain a serious advantage in life by patreoning to me. Not only can you get pictures of food, but you'll get videos of my squishy cats and whatnot. You'll be the coolest person in your neighborhood. They'll all envy you, and wish to be just like you. Maybe they will become a Patreon for me too, and become exactly like you. They will replicate your entire life. All humans on earth will eventually become the same. And it's all as easy as just patreoning me!
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Hooray! You're the best.
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I will send you a photo of almost everything that I eat if you select this one. Also, BenBot premium. Not that it does much.
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I'll add an easter egg into BenBot just for you.
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I'll make a video of my cats JUST for you. Every month. Squishy fuzzy kittehs!
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I'LL SHOW YOU MY FACE. partially obstructed by sunglasses, of course.
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I'll make you a website, give you hugs, and whatnot.
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I will make a server or something that y'all can play on. Or something. ANYTHING.
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You will gain a serious advantage in life by patreoning to me. Not only can you get pictures of food, but you'll get videos of my squishy cats and whatnot. You'll be the coolest person in your neighborhood. They'll all envy you, and wish to be just like you. Maybe they will become a Patreon for me too, and become exactly like you. They will replicate your entire life. All humans on earth will eventually become the same. And it's all as easy as just patreoning me!

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Pledge $5 or more per month
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Hooray! You're the best.
Pledge $15 or more per month
0 patrons
I will send you a photo of almost everything that I eat if you select this one. Also, BenBot premium. Not that it does much.
Pledge $20 or more per month
0 patrons
I'll add an easter egg into BenBot just for you.
Pledge $25 or more per month
0 patrons
I'll make a video of my cats JUST for you. Every month. Squishy fuzzy kittehs!
Pledge $75 or more per month
0 of 5 patrons
I'LL SHOW YOU MY FACE. partially obstructed by sunglasses, of course.
Pledge $250 or more per month
0 patrons
I'll make you a website, give you hugs, and whatnot.