one-liner about me

You will gain a serious advantage in life by patreoning to me. Not only can you get pictures of food, but you'll get videos of my squishy cats and whatnot. You'll be the coolest person in your neighborhood. They'll all envy you, and wish to be just like you. Maybe they will become a Patreon for me too, and become exactly like you. They will replicate your entire life. All humans on earth will eventually become the same. And it's all as easy as just patreoning me!