Benita Klavis is creating art and words
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patrons

$27
per month

Benita Klavis lives on top of a hill, on top of a second larger hill—at the bottom of a great big pit.

One day, a cat fell into the pit. Benita Klavis believed the cat to be a scarf (though she’d never seen a scarf) so she placed the cat around her neck. The cat did not protest since Benita Klavis knew very well that scarves needed to be fed well.

She has one chicken which lays eggs with golden shells. She uses the shells to fertilize her garden which grows no fruit or vegetables and so she eats eggs and sleeps and dreams of being a self-conscious indignant American writer and a conflicted Russian artist in a place called Saint Petersburg.

She will be in shortly.

Tiers
High Five for Sasha
$1 or more per month 1 patron
  • Access to all Patreon Content
  • Sasha will include your name in his mandatory prayers each night.
  • We will be eternally grateful.
Food for Sasha
$5 or more per month 2 patrons
  • Access to Patreon Exclusive Content
  • A printed story of your choice with art cover attached
Winter Clothes for Sasha
$20 or more per month 0 patrons
  • A copy of our book The King of FU
  • Plus all previous rewards
Freedom for Sasha
$100 or more per month 0 patrons
  • You might not want to donate this much. If you do, we will find you and hug you.
  • Also, we will create a personalized comic for you about any topic you'd like, printed, signed, sent.
Goals
$27 of $250 per month
We will release a digital compilation of all of our works with extra art and bonus content to Patrons.
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Benita Klavis lives on top of a hill, on top of a second larger hill—at the bottom of a great big pit.

One day, a cat fell into the pit. Benita Klavis believed the cat to be a scarf (though she’d never seen a scarf) so she placed the cat around her neck. The cat did not protest since Benita Klavis knew very well that scarves needed to be fed well.

She has one chicken which lays eggs with golden shells. She uses the shells to fertilize her garden which grows no fruit or vegetables and so she eats eggs and sleeps and dreams of being a self-conscious indignant American writer and a conflicted Russian artist in a place called Saint Petersburg.

She will be in shortly.

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Tiers
High Five for Sasha
$1 or more per month 1 patron
  • Access to all Patreon Content
  • Sasha will include your name in his mandatory prayers each night.
  • We will be eternally grateful.
Food for Sasha
$5 or more per month 2 patrons
  • Access to Patreon Exclusive Content
  • A printed story of your choice with art cover attached
Winter Clothes for Sasha
$20 or more per month 0 patrons
  • A copy of our book The King of FU
  • Plus all previous rewards
Freedom for Sasha
$100 or more per month 0 patrons
  • You might not want to donate this much. If you do, we will find you and hug you.
  • Also, we will create a personalized comic for you about any topic you'd like, printed, signed, sent.