Benny Davis

is creating just a bunch o sikk vids n music n stuff

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patrons
Tiers
Giddy Up
$1 per month
You got your foot in the door, thanks for getting on board. You've ordered the cheapest wine on the menu, but at least you came to the restaurant. You'll get all the updates and extra stuff that only patrons get to see
The Participant
$5 per month
You’re getting involved, and that means you care. To be honest, if I could make this the only reward level then I would, because in a fair world everyone would give the same and then there’d be enough to go around. But the world isn’t fair, so in addition to this harrowing reminder of the injustice by which we’re surrounded, plus a shout out on my YouTube channel
Not Here To F**k Spiders
$10 per month
Do you have that phrase where you’re from? It means you’re serious about this. Because somehow the term ‘to f**k spiders’ means not to be taking something seriously. Australians, huh? For real. Anyway thanks heaps, you’ll get all of the above plus l'll sing Happy Birthday to you on a day of your choice (preferably your birthday but I can’t do a background check)
The High Roller
$50 per month
Hey there Moneybags, you got my attention! For this much I’ll grant you Stockholder status, PLUS I’ll record a cover of a song of your choice. Maybe in a style you suggest. Or I’ll make a mash up for you. Or make a theory breakdown video of your favourite song. Let’s talk, there are no bad ideas in a brainstorming session.
The 1%
$1,000 per month
If you can afford to throw this much at me for my pseudo-educational entertainment, you must have had something to do with the Global Financial Crisis. I’ll personally see to it that you get audited by your relevant tax authority and will get my friend Bernie Sanders to hunt you down and lecture you.

Posts

Tiers
Giddy Up
$1 per month
You got your foot in the door, thanks for getting on board. You've ordered the cheapest wine on the menu, but at least you came to the restaurant. You'll get all the updates and extra stuff that only patrons get to see
The Participant
$5 per month
You’re getting involved, and that means you care. To be honest, if I could make this the only reward level then I would, because in a fair world everyone would give the same and then there’d be enough to go around. But the world isn’t fair, so in addition to this harrowing reminder of the injustice by which we’re surrounded, plus a shout out on my YouTube channel
Not Here To F**k Spiders
$10 per month
Do you have that phrase where you’re from? It means you’re serious about this. Because somehow the term ‘to f**k spiders’ means not to be taking something seriously. Australians, huh? For real. Anyway thanks heaps, you’ll get all of the above plus l'll sing Happy Birthday to you on a day of your choice (preferably your birthday but I can’t do a background check)
The High Roller
$50 per month
Hey there Moneybags, you got my attention! For this much I’ll grant you Stockholder status, PLUS I’ll record a cover of a song of your choice. Maybe in a style you suggest. Or I’ll make a mash up for you. Or make a theory breakdown video of your favourite song. Let’s talk, there are no bad ideas in a brainstorming session.
The 1%
$1,000 per month
If you can afford to throw this much at me for my pseudo-educational entertainment, you must have had something to do with the Global Financial Crisis. I’ll personally see to it that you get audited by your relevant tax authority and will get my friend Bernie Sanders to hunt you down and lecture you.