Beta Mummy is creating doodles and musings on what a f*cking disaster parenthood can be
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I am a Beta Mummy. An Alpha Mummy would be far shinier and perkier, would rely far less on caffeine to get through the day, and would most certainly drink less wine.

My doodles attempt to capture the humour that can be found in the low points of parenting, and to compare poor old Beta Mummy with her Alpha Mummy-a-like. Read more about Alpha and Beta here.

Any pennies donated here will be spent on pens, notebooks and gin, please and thank you.
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You are the most amazing and the most delicious.  You are helping support me and my Feral Children and I will send you a badge, which you will wear with pride, to say thank you.  I will also send you an exclusive car sticker to advertise the presence of your own Feral Children.  I will also doodle you in all your Beta Mummy glory and email you a digital file.
I am a Beta Mummy. An Alpha Mummy would be far shinier and perkier, would rely far less on caffeine to get through the day, and would most certainly drink less wine.

My doodles attempt to capture the humour that can be found in the low points of parenting, and to compare poor old Beta Mummy with her Alpha Mummy-a-like. Read more about Alpha and Beta here.

Any pennies donated here will be spent on pens, notebooks and gin, please and thank you.

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Single G&T
$3 or more per month
You are amazing and delicious.  You are helping support me and my Feral Children and I will send you a badge, which you will wear with pride, to say thank you.
Double G&T
$5 or more per month
You are more amazing and more delicious.  You are helping support me and my Feral Children and I will send you a badge, which you will wear with pride, to say thank you.  I will also send you an exclusive car sticker to advertise the presence of your own Feral Children. 
The whole damn bottle
$10 or more per month
You are the most amazing and the most delicious.  You are helping support me and my Feral Children and I will send you a badge, which you will wear with pride, to say thank you.  I will also send you an exclusive car sticker to advertise the presence of your own Feral Children.  I will also doodle you in all your Beta Mummy glory and email you a digital file.