Cory O'Brien is creating swear words.

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$1 or more per month 0 patrons
For 1 dollar per month you get access to my whole archive of swears (except for the most recent one), plus some other random posts and the warm glow of philanthropy.
$3 or more per month 17 patrons
As a person who has made a living cursing on the internet for the past six years, I am better at swearing than I am at literally anything else. Each month, for the price of a cup of coffee, I will send you a brand new swear or an essay on advanced swearing techniques. Use this forbidden knowledge to alienate your friends, dismantle your enemies, and express your displeasure at being short one cup of coffee this month. (Includes access to the latest Swear of the Month, plus the full archives)
$5 or more per month 17 patrons
If you are some sort of Uncle Pennybags type with five American dollars to just throw away every month, not only will you get access to all the above, but you will also get access to a new novel chapter every month.
$10 or more per month 10 patrons
For ten American dollars a month you get all the above PLUS full un-segmented PDFs of the novels I have posted so far.
Pledge $1,000 or more per month
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For a thousand dollars a month, each month I will send you a picture of me in a bathtub full of your money.

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