Cory O'Brien is creating quite a stir.
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16 patrons
SWEAR OF THE MONTH
As a person who has made a living cursing on the internet for the past six years, I am better at swearing than I am at literally anything else. Each month, for the price of a cup of coffee, I will send you a brand new swear or an essay on advanced swearing techniques. Use this forbidden knowledge to alienate your friends, dismantle your enemies, and express your displeasure at being short one cup of coffee this month.
Pledge $5 or more per month
16 patrons
SHORT STORY
If you are some sort of Uncle Pennybags type with five American dollars to just throw away every month, I will compensate your generosity with a never-before-seen short story (usually somewhere between 500 and 5,000 words) delivered piping hot every month.
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9 patrons
LONG STORY
For ten dollars a month I will give you the aforementioned short story PLUS a chapter of whichever ongoing long form narrative (or “novel”) I am currently working on. Right now the novel is Just Walk In, a very-near-future sci-fi book that pits a trespassing addict, a professional party girl, and an interventionist prophet against a city with pretensions of sentience.
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3 patrons
HISTORY

For twenty dollars a month, you become part of literary history. Or at least I will send you an advance signed copy of any books I publish while you're a patron, plus put your name in the acknowledgements, plus name a new character on Face a Week after you. Whether that qualifies as being a piece of history is up to history to decide I guess.
Pledge $1,000 or more per month
0 of 1 patrons
EXECUTIVE TIER
For a thousand dollars a month, each month I will send you a picture of me in a bathtub full of your money.

Note: This reward tier does not include any of the previous rewards.
Rewards
Pledge $3 or more per month
16 patrons
SWEAR OF THE MONTH
As a person who has made a living cursing on the internet for the past six years, I am better at swearing than I am at literally anything else. Each month, for the price of a cup of coffee, I will send you a brand new swear or an essay on advanced swearing techniques. Use this forbidden knowledge to alienate your friends, dismantle your enemies, and express your displeasure at being short one cup of coffee this month.
Pledge $5 or more per month
16 patrons
SHORT STORY
If you are some sort of Uncle Pennybags type with five American dollars to just throw away every month, I will compensate your generosity with a never-before-seen short story (usually somewhere between 500 and 5,000 words) delivered piping hot every month.
Pledge $10 or more per month
9 patrons
LONG STORY
For ten dollars a month I will give you the aforementioned short story PLUS a chapter of whichever ongoing long form narrative (or “novel”) I am currently working on. Right now the novel is Just Walk In, a very-near-future sci-fi book that pits a trespassing addict, a professional party girl, and an interventionist prophet against a city with pretensions of sentience.
Pledge $20 or more per month
3 patrons
HISTORY

For twenty dollars a month, you become part of literary history. Or at least I will send you an advance signed copy of any books I publish while you're a patron, plus put your name in the acknowledgements, plus name a new character on Face a Week after you. Whether that qualifies as being a piece of history is up to history to decide I guess.
Pledge $1,000 or more per month
0 of 1 patrons
EXECUTIVE TIER
For a thousand dollars a month, each month I will send you a picture of me in a bathtub full of your money.

Note: This reward tier does not include any of the previous rewards.