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You'll get invitations to our patrons-only roundups!

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For just a few bucks more a month, this tier gives you full access to all of our special bonus content, including alternate takes, professionally-edited clips and quotes, cut content, blooper reels, and more.

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About Bikers, Dice, and Bars

About the Podcast

Coming to you straight from the inebriated wildlands of Portland, Oregon (USA), Bikers, Dice, and Bars takes you out to the road with discussions on the many intersecting themes of bike life, geek culture, and dive-bar appreciation. Join NPC, Just Jacob, and Dr. Xander Gerrymander every two weeks as they talk about their experiences with these topics both in Portland and beyond, and stick around afterward for special downtime content such as Ride Reports, Game Sessions, Dive Bar Reviews, Industry Interviews, and more!

We're a topic-oriented round-table discussion podcast with a focus on the heavy cross-over of all things biking-, gaming-, and drinking-related. Among these topics, we frequently reminisce about "Old Portland" and the long-gone dive bars and gaming groups that we all miss dearly. But we have plans on expanding our talks beyond this city as well, and look forward to road trips, guest reviews, and more!

Our rotating cast of hosts includes NPC (the game guy), Just Jacob (the biker survivalist), Dr. Xander Gerrymander (the fanciest-dressed man you'll ever hear), Linsel Greene (everyone's friendly bartender), and Poppy Beaujolais (your favorite local Wannabe Wine Snob).

Check out some of our favorite past episodes for examples of our work:

And check us out on our main website, or join our active Discord community!

About the Project

After a solid year of working hard on this show, we're putting this Patreon page up to help cover our operating costs. We're keeping the pledge tiers pretty simple, offering a variety of rewards including:

  • Early access to all of our content
  • Monthly "Hidden Secrets of Portland" posts - find out our favorite local places that we won't mention on air!
  • Live recording streams and chats
  • Special access rewards on our Discord server
  • Exclusive bonus content and gag reels
  • Unique cassette tape recordings of our episodes - doing it old school!
  • Quarterly Patrons-Only gatherings!

About the Breakfast Puppies

The Breakfast Puppies are a small indie podcasting crew in Portland, OR. We have a number of geeky podcasts that we scrabble together, with a pretty diverse crew of hosts and guests. Bikers, Dice, and Bars is our second-launched regular show, and we have a few others out there too! Check out our main website for other shows that you may also find interesting!

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Unique Cassette Tapes of our recordings! Once we reach this point, each month we will randomly roll on a die table of all of our $5 tier patrons. The winner will receive a custom-recorded, unique cassette tape version of one of our episodes - and each episode will only be recorded thusly once! I can't guarantee the case jacket will be fancy, but hey, cassettes are still cool things that cool people like, right? Right?
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