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About Biology for Bastards

Biology for Bastards is a podcast that teaches biology in the most profane way you've ever seen or heard.

Imagine a biology class taught by someone who doesn't give a f*** about anything but the content. That's pretty much the show.

The host is a veteran teacher of ten years and was inspired to create Biology for Bastards by the countless students he has taught through the years. The professional standards of a public school teacher stifle the excitement he has for teaching and for biology so as an outlet for that enthusiasm (and his foul mouth), Biology for Bastards was born.
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To celebrate reaching 20 patrons, I'll do a giveaway where a randomly selected patron (from any tier) will receive a few special pieces of merch, including an unavailable-to-purchase-anywhere beanie 
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