Piggy & Kitty are creating Bitches Get Riches
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About Kitty & Piggy
We're Kitty & Piggy, head bitches in charge of Bitches Get Riches. And we are storming onto the battlefield of conventional financial wisdom like beautiful, money-savvy valkyries, carrying you all up to Valhalla to cavort with the more fiscally responsible gods.

Our blood is full of fire, our guts are full of misandrist rage, our eyeballs are full of RuPaul's Drag Race gifs, our hearts are full of love, our wallets cry out for restorative justice but will settle for regular old vengeance.

About Bitches Get Riches
We run a blog called Bitches Get Riches. We teach young people how to become competent freaking adults in their finances, careers, and personal lives.

What should you say on a cover letter? How big of an emergency fund do you really need? How do you support other people's mental health without sacrificing your own? Do store brand cheese crackers taste as good as Cheez-Its? Which Hogwarts House is best with money?? These are among the hard-hitting questions we're tackling on BGR.

About our mission—and how you can help
We want to provide quality posts, free of sponsored content of any kind. Because we never want to encourage our readers to buy a damn thing that they don't want or need.

We would be eternally grateful for a donation of any size. We need your help to spread our filthy, socialist, feminazi lies to every corner of the Internet... except the corners with the fan art of Sonic the Hedgehog where he is pregnant. We promise we will skip those corners.
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A True Bitch
$1 or more per month
You say things to your boss like "I'm not doing this unless the numbers work." What numbers? No one knows.
  • Vote every week on what topics you'd like to see us cover next.
A Very Cool Dude
$5 or more per month
You're the kind of person who leaves a party because you have another party to go to. Whatever you order at a bar makes every bartender nod with respect. You are probably a Sagittarius.
  • All previous rewards, plus...
  • Ask us any one question, and we shall give you a personalized, detailed, and moderately funny answer back. With your consent, we will share your question and answer on our Tumblr for the edification of all!
A Mysterious New Kid at School
$10 or more per month
You're an eternally young etherial beauty. You have a real subscription to the Washington Post, instead of just going incognito whenever you reach the five-article limit like the rest of us scum. You have the piercing eyes of a Siberian Husky. How long have you been seventeen...?
  • All previous rewards, plus...
  • Get your very own digital BGR artwork. Choose any quote from the site, for any size frame, and we will send you a custom-made high-res printable poster in the style of our Ye Olde headers.
The Cathedral at Notre Dame
$20 or more per month
You are among the first instances of flying buttresses the world has ever seen. You are 226 feet tall. You have ten bells. Everyone wants to take pictures of you, but they can't without special permission.
  • All previous rewards, plus...
  • A gorgeous BGR tote bag, perfect for carrying your library books, patriarchy-smashing weapon of choice, and Discord's Apple. You'll literally carry the fate of the world over your shoulder, emblazoned with our logo.
The Joy-Sparking Singularity
$50 or more per month
When every human being in the world has embraced the Marie Kondo method and eliminated everything from their lives that brings them no joy, you are the only thing left. All evidence of human existence is swept away. Every star in every constellation in every galaxy collapses into a darkness so profound it rends time itself asunder. But you remain.
  • All previous rewards, plus...
  • You get to point-blank choose an article topic. Neat, huh?
An Alluring Half-Bird, Half-Woman
$100 or more per month
Like a friendly bird that embraces all ideas and just shoots out of its eyes all kinds of beauty.
  • All previous rewards, plus...
  • A case study (anonymized, if you so desire) featured on the blog, with our most comprehensive career and financial thoughts and recommendations personalized for you.
You're Our Moms
$500 or more per month
How did you find out about this blog, our moms? You don't have that kind of money, our moms. Please stop liking all of our photos on Facebook, our moms.
  • All previous rewards, plus...
  • You're clearly our moms.
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Publish a spoken word version of the blog. So you can listen to us on the bike ride that Mister Money Mustache guilt-tripped you into.
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About Kitty & Piggy
We're Kitty & Piggy, head bitches in charge of Bitches Get Riches. And we are storming onto the battlefield of conventional financial wisdom like beautiful, money-savvy valkyries, carrying you all up to Valhalla to cavort with the more fiscally responsible gods.

Our blood is full of fire, our guts are full of misandrist rage, our eyeballs are full of RuPaul's Drag Race gifs, our hearts are full of love, our wallets cry out for restorative justice but will settle for regular old vengeance.

About Bitches Get Riches
We run a blog called Bitches Get Riches. We teach young people how to become competent freaking adults in their finances, careers, and personal lives.

What should you say on a cover letter? How big of an emergency fund do you really need? How do you support other people's mental health without sacrificing your own? Do store brand cheese crackers taste as good as Cheez-Its? Which Hogwarts House is best with money?? These are among the hard-hitting questions we're tackling on BGR.

About our mission—and how you can help
We want to provide quality posts, free of sponsored content of any kind. Because we never want to encourage our readers to buy a damn thing that they don't want or need.

We would be eternally grateful for a donation of any size. We need your help to spread our filthy, socialist, feminazi lies to every corner of the Internet... except the corners with the fan art of Sonic the Hedgehog where he is pregnant. We promise we will skip those corners.

Recent posts by Piggy & Kitty

Tiers
A True Bitch
$1 or more per month
You say things to your boss like "I'm not doing this unless the numbers work." What numbers? No one knows.
  • Vote every week on what topics you'd like to see us cover next.
A Very Cool Dude
$5 or more per month
You're the kind of person who leaves a party because you have another party to go to. Whatever you order at a bar makes every bartender nod with respect. You are probably a Sagittarius.
  • All previous rewards, plus...
  • Ask us any one question, and we shall give you a personalized, detailed, and moderately funny answer back. With your consent, we will share your question and answer on our Tumblr for the edification of all!
A Mysterious New Kid at School
$10 or more per month
You're an eternally young etherial beauty. You have a real subscription to the Washington Post, instead of just going incognito whenever you reach the five-article limit like the rest of us scum. You have the piercing eyes of a Siberian Husky. How long have you been seventeen...?
  • All previous rewards, plus...
  • Get your very own digital BGR artwork. Choose any quote from the site, for any size frame, and we will send you a custom-made high-res printable poster in the style of our Ye Olde headers.
The Cathedral at Notre Dame
$20 or more per month
You are among the first instances of flying buttresses the world has ever seen. You are 226 feet tall. You have ten bells. Everyone wants to take pictures of you, but they can't without special permission.
  • All previous rewards, plus...
  • A gorgeous BGR tote bag, perfect for carrying your library books, patriarchy-smashing weapon of choice, and Discord's Apple. You'll literally carry the fate of the world over your shoulder, emblazoned with our logo.
The Joy-Sparking Singularity
$50 or more per month
When every human being in the world has embraced the Marie Kondo method and eliminated everything from their lives that brings them no joy, you are the only thing left. All evidence of human existence is swept away. Every star in every constellation in every galaxy collapses into a darkness so profound it rends time itself asunder. But you remain.
  • All previous rewards, plus...
  • You get to point-blank choose an article topic. Neat, huh?
An Alluring Half-Bird, Half-Woman
$100 or more per month
Like a friendly bird that embraces all ideas and just shoots out of its eyes all kinds of beauty.
  • All previous rewards, plus...
  • A case study (anonymized, if you so desire) featured on the blog, with our most comprehensive career and financial thoughts and recommendations personalized for you.
You're Our Moms
$500 or more per month
How did you find out about this blog, our moms? You don't have that kind of money, our moms. Please stop liking all of our photos on Facebook, our moms.
  • All previous rewards, plus...
  • You're clearly our moms.