We're Kitty & Piggy, head bitches in charge of Bitches Get Riches. And we are storming onto the battlefield of conventional financial wisdom like beautiful, money-savvy valkyries, carrying you all up to fiscally solvent Valhalla with us to cavort with the gods.
Our blood is full of fire, our guts are full of misandrist rage, our eyeballs are full of RuPaul's Drag Race gifs, our hearts are full of love, our wallets cry out for restorative justice but will settle for regular old vengeance.
We are here to rally the war hosts and thunder the skies!
About Bitches Get Riches
We run a personal finance blog called Bitches Get Riches. Our mission is to make financial advice funny, accessible, and firmly grounded in the unique realities of being a young person in this bass-ackwards world.
Think of Bitches Get Riches as a beautiful test tube baby. The ovum was harvested from the life experience of two optimistic, financially solvent, twenty-something feminist killjoys. The sperm was the writhing mass of bullshit shot straight out of the blighted ball sack that was the Great Recession. Though not our first choice of donor, we are raising this baby with all the dedication and ferocity of Lisa Banes’s character in the classic Lifetime thriller Mother, May I Sleep With Danger?
About our mission—and how you can help
We want to provide quality posts, free of sponsored content of any kind, because we never want to encourage our readers to buy a damn thing that they don't want or need just so we can pay our hosting bills. That said, our hosting bills still need paying. And the more people who find our blog, the higher they climb. Alack, the price of success!
If you're a reader of our blog and you want to help us keep the lights on, we would be eternally grateful for a donation of any size. Here are some things we have planned for the future.
- At the very least, we want to keep the site up as the cost of our hosting plan rises. If even a handful of our readers become patrons, it will keep the dreaded "you are about to exceed your bandwidth" email out of our inboxes forever.
- We would love to branch out into other mediums for our content like a podcast, YouTube channel, or three-hour-long traveling interpretive dance routine. But this requires lots of logistics and equipment that we don't currently have.
- We would love to explore some cool merchandise so you can experience our deeply unfunny quotes and logo inscribed onto apparel, coffee mugs, or distressed stone tablets some time down the road.
- Above all, we must try to keep Kitty's guinea pigs flush with carrots. Those walking-pot-roasts-with-fancy-wigs demand their body weight in carrots every damn day, and if Kitty does not comply they emit piercing, harpy-like shrieks. Trying to write blog posts under these conditions is very stressful. You don't know what it's like!