Piggy & Kitty are creating Bitches Get Riches
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About Kitty & Piggy
We're Kitty & Piggy, head bitches in charge of Bitches Get Riches. And we are storming onto the battlefield of conventional financial wisdom like beautiful, money-savvy valkyries, carrying you all up to fiscally solvent Valhalla with us to cavort with the gods.

Our blood is full of fire, our guts are full of misandrist rage, our eyeballs are full of RuPaul's Drag Race gifs, our hearts are full of love, our wallets cry out for restorative justice but will settle for regular old vengeance.

We are here to rally the war hosts and thunder the skies!

About Bitches Get Riches
We run a personal finance blog called Bitches Get Riches. Our mission is to make financial advice funny, accessible, and firmly grounded in the unique realities of being a young person in this bass-ackwards world.

Think of Bitches Get Riches as a beautiful test tube baby. The ovum was harvested from the life experience of two optimistic, financially solvent, twenty-something feminist killjoys. The sperm was the writhing mass of bullshit shot straight out of the blighted ball sack that was the Great Recession. Though not our first choice of donor, we are raising this baby with all the dedication and ferocity of Lisa Banes’s character in the classic Lifetime thriller Mother, May I Sleep With Danger?

About our mission—and how you can help
We want to provide quality posts, free of sponsored content of any kind, because we never want to encourage our readers to buy a damn thing that they don't want or need just so we can pay our hosting bills. That said, our hosting bills still need paying. And the more people who find our blog, the higher they climb. Alack, the price of success!

If you're a reader of our blog and you want to help us keep the lights on, we would be eternally grateful for a donation of any size. Here are some things we have planned for the future.

  • At the very least, we want to keep the site up as the cost of our hosting plan rises. If even a handful of our readers become patrons, it will keep the dreaded "you are about to exceed your bandwidth" email out of our inboxes forever.
  • We would love to branch out into other mediums for our content like a podcast, YouTube channel, or three-hour-long traveling interpretive dance routine. But this requires lots of logistics and equipment that we don't currently have.
  • We would love to explore some cool merchandise so you can experience our deeply unfunny quotes and logo inscribed onto apparel, coffee mugs, or distressed stone tablets some time down the road.
  • Above all, we must try to keep Kitty's guinea pigs flush with carrots. Those walking-pot-roasts-with-fancy-wigs demand their body weight in carrots every damn day, and if Kitty does not comply they emit piercing, harpy-like shrieks. Trying to write blog posts under these conditions is very stressful. You don't know what it's like!
If any of these goals interest you, please consider becoming a patron. We need your help to spread our filthy, socialist, feminazi lies to every corner of the Internet... except the corners with the fan art of Sonic the Hedgehog where he is pregnant. We promise we will skip those corners.
Rewards
A True Bitch
$1 or more per month
You are a true bitch. You say things to your boss like "I'm not doing this unless the numbers work." What numbers? No one knows.
  • Vote every week on what topics you'd like to see us cover next.
A Very Cool Dude
$5 or more per month
You are a very cool dude. You're the kind of person who leaves a party because you have another party to go to. Whatever you order at a bar makes every bartender nod with respect. You are probably a Sagittarius.
  • All previous rewards, plus...
  • Ask us any one question, and we shall give you a personalized, detailed, and moderately funny answer back. With your consent, we will share your question and answer on our Tumblr for the edification of all!
A Mysterious New Kid at School Who May Just Be a Vampire
$10 or more per month
You're an eternally young etherial beauty. You have a real subscription to the Washington Post, instead of just going incognito whenever you reach the five-article limit like the rest of us scum. You have the piercing eyes of a Siberian Husky. How long have you been seventeen?
  • All previous rewards, plus...
  • Get your very own digital BGR artwork. Choose any quote from the site, for any size frame, and we will send you a custom-made high-res printable poster in the style of our Ye Olde headers.
The Cathedral at Notre Dame
$20 or more per month
You are the Grand Cathedral at Notre-Dame de Paris. You are among the first instances of flying buttresses the world has ever seen. You are 226 feet tall. You have ten bells. Everyone wants to take pictures of you, but they can't without special permission.
  • All previous rewards, plus...
  • A gorgeous BGR tote bag, perfect for carrying your library books, patriarchy-smashing weapon of choice, and Discord's Apple. You'll literally carry the fate of the world over your shoulder, emblazoned with our logo.
The Last, Most Joyful Object in a Marie Kondo Black Hole that Sweeps All Evidence of Human Life from the Universe
$50 or more per month
When every human being in the world has eliminated everything from their lives that brings them no joy, you are the only thing left. You are the Joyful Singularity. Every star in every constellation in every galaxy collapses into a darkness so profound it rends time itself asunder... but you remain.
  • All previous rewards, plus...
  • You get to point-blank choose an article topic. Neat, huh?
An Especially Alluring Half-Bird, Half-Woman
$100 or more per month
Like a friendly bird that embraces all ideas and just shoots out of its eyes all kinds of beauty.
  • All previous rewards, plus...
  • A case study (anonymized, if you so desire) featured on the blog, with our most comprehensive career and financial thoughts and recommendations personalized for you.
You're Our Moms
$500 or more per month
How did you find out about this blog, our moms? You don't have that kind of money, our moms. Please stop liking all of our photos on Facebook, our moms.
  • All previous rewards, plus...
  • You're clearly our moms.
Goals
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Publish a spoken word version of the blog. So you can listen to us on the bike ride that Mister Money Mustache guilt-tripped you into.
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About Kitty & Piggy
We're Kitty & Piggy, head bitches in charge of Bitches Get Riches. And we are storming onto the battlefield of conventional financial wisdom like beautiful, money-savvy valkyries, carrying you all up to fiscally solvent Valhalla with us to cavort with the gods.

Our blood is full of fire, our guts are full of misandrist rage, our eyeballs are full of RuPaul's Drag Race gifs, our hearts are full of love, our wallets cry out for restorative justice but will settle for regular old vengeance.

We are here to rally the war hosts and thunder the skies!

About Bitches Get Riches
We run a personal finance blog called Bitches Get Riches. Our mission is to make financial advice funny, accessible, and firmly grounded in the unique realities of being a young person in this bass-ackwards world.

Think of Bitches Get Riches as a beautiful test tube baby. The ovum was harvested from the life experience of two optimistic, financially solvent, twenty-something feminist killjoys. The sperm was the writhing mass of bullshit shot straight out of the blighted ball sack that was the Great Recession. Though not our first choice of donor, we are raising this baby with all the dedication and ferocity of Lisa Banes’s character in the classic Lifetime thriller Mother, May I Sleep With Danger?

About our mission—and how you can help
We want to provide quality posts, free of sponsored content of any kind, because we never want to encourage our readers to buy a damn thing that they don't want or need just so we can pay our hosting bills. That said, our hosting bills still need paying. And the more people who find our blog, the higher they climb. Alack, the price of success!

If you're a reader of our blog and you want to help us keep the lights on, we would be eternally grateful for a donation of any size. Here are some things we have planned for the future.

  • At the very least, we want to keep the site up as the cost of our hosting plan rises. If even a handful of our readers become patrons, it will keep the dreaded "you are about to exceed your bandwidth" email out of our inboxes forever.
  • We would love to branch out into other mediums for our content like a podcast, YouTube channel, or three-hour-long traveling interpretive dance routine. But this requires lots of logistics and equipment that we don't currently have.
  • We would love to explore some cool merchandise so you can experience our deeply unfunny quotes and logo inscribed onto apparel, coffee mugs, or distressed stone tablets some time down the road.
  • Above all, we must try to keep Kitty's guinea pigs flush with carrots. Those walking-pot-roasts-with-fancy-wigs demand their body weight in carrots every damn day, and if Kitty does not comply they emit piercing, harpy-like shrieks. Trying to write blog posts under these conditions is very stressful. You don't know what it's like!
If any of these goals interest you, please consider becoming a patron. We need your help to spread our filthy, socialist, feminazi lies to every corner of the Internet... except the corners with the fan art of Sonic the Hedgehog where he is pregnant. We promise we will skip those corners.

Recent posts by Piggy & Kitty

Rewards
A True Bitch
$1 or more per month
You are a true bitch. You say things to your boss like "I'm not doing this unless the numbers work." What numbers? No one knows.
  • Vote every week on what topics you'd like to see us cover next.
A Very Cool Dude
$5 or more per month
You are a very cool dude. You're the kind of person who leaves a party because you have another party to go to. Whatever you order at a bar makes every bartender nod with respect. You are probably a Sagittarius.
  • All previous rewards, plus...
  • Ask us any one question, and we shall give you a personalized, detailed, and moderately funny answer back. With your consent, we will share your question and answer on our Tumblr for the edification of all!
A Mysterious New Kid at School Who May Just Be a Vampire
$10 or more per month
You're an eternally young etherial beauty. You have a real subscription to the Washington Post, instead of just going incognito whenever you reach the five-article limit like the rest of us scum. You have the piercing eyes of a Siberian Husky. How long have you been seventeen?
  • All previous rewards, plus...
  • Get your very own digital BGR artwork. Choose any quote from the site, for any size frame, and we will send you a custom-made high-res printable poster in the style of our Ye Olde headers.
The Cathedral at Notre Dame
$20 or more per month
You are the Grand Cathedral at Notre-Dame de Paris. You are among the first instances of flying buttresses the world has ever seen. You are 226 feet tall. You have ten bells. Everyone wants to take pictures of you, but they can't without special permission.
  • All previous rewards, plus...
  • A gorgeous BGR tote bag, perfect for carrying your library books, patriarchy-smashing weapon of choice, and Discord's Apple. You'll literally carry the fate of the world over your shoulder, emblazoned with our logo.
The Last, Most Joyful Object in a Marie Kondo Black Hole that Sweeps All Evidence of Human Life from the Universe
$50 or more per month
When every human being in the world has eliminated everything from their lives that brings them no joy, you are the only thing left. You are the Joyful Singularity. Every star in every constellation in every galaxy collapses into a darkness so profound it rends time itself asunder... but you remain.
  • All previous rewards, plus...
  • You get to point-blank choose an article topic. Neat, huh?
An Especially Alluring Half-Bird, Half-Woman
$100 or more per month
Like a friendly bird that embraces all ideas and just shoots out of its eyes all kinds of beauty.
  • All previous rewards, plus...
  • A case study (anonymized, if you so desire) featured on the blog, with our most comprehensive career and financial thoughts and recommendations personalized for you.
You're Our Moms
$500 or more per month
How did you find out about this blog, our moms? You don't have that kind of money, our moms. Please stop liking all of our photos on Facebook, our moms.
  • All previous rewards, plus...
  • You're clearly our moms.