Piggy & Kitty

is creating Bitches Get Riches

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About Kitty & Piggy
We're Kitty & Piggy, head bitches in charge of Bitches Get Riches. And we are storming onto the battlefield of conventional financial wisdom like beautiful, money-savvy valkyries, carrying you all up to Valhalla to cavort with the more fiscally responsible gods.

Our blood is full of fire, our guts are full of misandrist rage, our eyeballs are full of RuPaul's Drag Race gifs, our hearts are full of love, our wallets cry out for restorative justice but will settle for regular old vengeance.

About Bitches Get Riches
We run a blog called Bitches Get Riches. We teach young people how to become competent freaking adults in their finances, careers, and personal lives.

What should you say on a cover letter? How big of an emergency fund do you really need? How do you support other people's mental health without sacrificing your own? Do store brand cheese crackers taste as good as Cheez-Its? Which Hogwarts House is best with money?? These are among the hard-hitting questions we're tackling on BGR.

About our mission—and how you can help
We want to provide quality posts, free of sponsored content of any kind. Because we never want to encourage our readers to buy a damn thing that they don't want or need.

We would be eternally grateful for a donation of any size. We need your help to spread our filthy, socialist, feminazi lies to every corner of the Internet... except the corners with the fan art of Sonic the Hedgehog where he is pregnant. We promise we will skip those corners.
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Provide podcast transcripts. Auto-transcription tools exist, but they aren't perfect. To adapt our chatty style into readable summaries, we really need a human editor to go in, clean up our ums, and clarify our sarcasm.
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By becoming a patron, you'll instantly unlock access to 32 exclusive posts
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Videos

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