bitmap mcpixels is creating a joke patreon
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Hi, I'm bitmap. But some of you may know me best from Twitter as @8bmp, or @bitmapchaos, or a number of other novelty usernames. This is my website which tells you very little about me (or a lot, depending on how you look at it).

I've done a little of everything on the Internet, from making pixel art for indie games, writing about anime, making fan translations of manga and anime, creating high-concept Tumblrsselling parody t-shirts, to of course, tweeting about my everyday life. If you're here, you probably know me from my Twitter account, or at least of me.

This Patreon is simple: become a patron for any amount of your choosing and you will gain absolutely nothing. That's right! Nothing. Nada. No access to my locked Twitter account, nothing. In fact, you will lose something: that is to say, your (presumably) hard-earned money. The milestones, though... could they be real? Who knows......??

So support me on Patreon if you're okay with that. Let's see how far we can go.
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Absolutely nothing. You feel strangely empty inside.
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Absolutely nothing, as well as all previous reward tiers (absolutely nothing). And yet you feel a strange warmth fill your body. Maybe you should see a doctor about that.
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Absolutely nothing, as well as all previous reward tiers (absolutely nothing and absolutely nothing). You could have gotten a fast food meal with that money...
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Absolutely nothing, as well as all previous reward tiers (absolutely nothing, absolutely nothing, and absolutely nothing). You could have bought a video gam― ...no, never mind. AAA games cost like $60 nowadays, don't they? You could have bought a real nice book or two, though, I bet. One of those classics you've been meaning to read someday. Not that you have the time to read anymore. A shame, too. You loved books as a kid. What happened?
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Absolutely nothing, as well as all previous reward tiers (absolutely nothing, absolutely nothing, absolutely nothing, and absolutely nothing). The sex number. Guaranteed laughs at your next party! Recommended for ages 18 and up.
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Absolutely nothing, as well as all previous reward tiers (absolutely nothing, absolutely nothing, absolutely nothing, absolutely nothing, and absolutely nothing). The other funny number; that is to say, the marijuana number. Paying this much for a joke must mean you are truly dedicated to your pursuit of good humor. I applaud you, least of all because you are now paying for my food allowance every month.
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Two years' worth of quality audio content flopped into the exclusive patron activity stream.
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Hi, I'm bitmap. But some of you may know me best from Twitter as @8bmp, or @bitmapchaos, or a number of other novelty usernames. This is my website which tells you very little about me (or a lot, depending on how you look at it).

I've done a little of everything on the Internet, from making pixel art for indie games, writing about anime, making fan translations of manga and anime, creating high-concept Tumblrsselling parody t-shirts, to of course, tweeting about my everyday life. If you're here, you probably know me from my Twitter account, or at least of me.

This Patreon is simple: become a patron for any amount of your choosing and you will gain absolutely nothing. That's right! Nothing. Nada. No access to my locked Twitter account, nothing. In fact, you will lose something: that is to say, your (presumably) hard-earned money. The milestones, though... could they be real? Who knows......??

So support me on Patreon if you're okay with that. Let's see how far we can go.

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Pledge $1 or more per month
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Absolutely nothing. You feel strangely empty inside.
Pledge $5 or more per month
0 patrons
Absolutely nothing, as well as all previous reward tiers (absolutely nothing). And yet you feel a strange warmth fill your body. Maybe you should see a doctor about that.
Pledge $10 or more per month
0 patrons
Absolutely nothing, as well as all previous reward tiers (absolutely nothing and absolutely nothing). You could have gotten a fast food meal with that money...
Pledge $50 or more per month
0 patrons
Absolutely nothing, as well as all previous reward tiers (absolutely nothing, absolutely nothing, and absolutely nothing). You could have bought a video gam― ...no, never mind. AAA games cost like $60 nowadays, don't they? You could have bought a real nice book or two, though, I bet. One of those classics you've been meaning to read someday. Not that you have the time to read anymore. A shame, too. You loved books as a kid. What happened?
Pledge $69 or more per month
0 of 69 patrons
Absolutely nothing, as well as all previous reward tiers (absolutely nothing, absolutely nothing, absolutely nothing, and absolutely nothing). The sex number. Guaranteed laughs at your next party! Recommended for ages 18 and up.
Pledge $420 or more per month
0 of 1 patrons
Absolutely nothing, as well as all previous reward tiers (absolutely nothing, absolutely nothing, absolutely nothing, absolutely nothing, and absolutely nothing). The other funny number; that is to say, the marijuana number. Paying this much for a joke must mean you are truly dedicated to your pursuit of good humor. I applaud you, least of all because you are now paying for my food allowance every month.