Blaseball

is creating baseball in your image

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  • Access to the Bloodhouse

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  • Same as the other one but 🤘

Farm Level

$9.99
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Each month, patrons are invited to submit one word to be added to the Naming Pool, the platonic body that Irrigates the Field of Eggs. Whenever a new Egg is found, the Generator selects a Forename and Surname at random. You now have a chance to help us name the new Rookie!

A disclaimer because this is the #Internet: No harmful or abusive language will be tolerated. None. And we reserve the right to remove a name for any reason.

DM us your word of choice every month!
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  • Access to the Bloodhouse
  • Help name an Egg

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About Blaseball

This is Blaseball intern-interim Commissioner Parker MacMillan IIII speaking. You are now experiencing the Patreon of the Cultural Event known as Internet League #Blaseball.

We have paused our Patreon. Please see our funding announcement here! If you funded us yearly and would like a refund, please message us. We will be keeping this page open but not charging while we give people a chance to contact us. 

We are so so thankful to our fans for taking us this far. We will continue to make Blaseball as we always have.

Thanks again for everything. We are all love blaseball.

Sincerely,

Parker MacMillan IIII
Internet League #Blaseball CEO Commissioner Prime Minister
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