Blaseball

is creating a baseball league in your image

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Nosebleeds
$3.33
per month
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Includes Discord benefits
  • Access to the Bloodhouse
Blood Level
$6.66
per month
Support Blaseball even more!
Includes Discord benefits
  • Same as the other one but 🤘
Farm Level
$9.99
per month
Each month, patrons are invited to submit one word to be added to the Naming Pool, the platonic body that Irrigates the Field of Eggs. Whenever a new Egg is found, the Generator selects a Forename and Surname at random. You now have a chance to help us name the new Rookie!

A disclaimer because this is the #Internet: No harmful or abusive language will be tolerated. None.

DM us your word of choice every month!
Includes Discord benefits
  • Access to the Bloodhouse
  • Help name an Egg

2,350

patrons

$10,737

per month

About

May I Have Your Attention Please. This is Commissioner Prime Minister Parker MacMillan III speaking. You are now experiencing the Patreon of the Cultural Event known as Internet League #Blaseball.

Our patron tiers start at $3.33, which gets you access to the Bloodhouse, a Discord Clubhouse where everybody talks about blood. The second tier is $6.66, which also gets you into the Bloodhouse, but with a cooler number. The third tier is $9.99, which gets you into the Bloodhouse and gives you the chance to help name an Egg.

The Blaseball Farm System is a field of Eggs.

More tiers, goals and special rewards are coming very soon, so be sure to watch this space.

Any help is appreciated, and all donations go toward making Blaseball sustainable and maintaining our independence. The Front Office has been overwhelmed by the outpouring of love and support we’ve received in recent weeks. As you can see below, we already reached our first goal, at which point the fans found the legendary 5-Blood Blagonball.

We're close to reaching our second goal, at which point we plan to break ground on construction of The Hall. When we reach our third goal, the league will Expand.

Like I said before, I want to thank The Game Band for this unpaid internship. Exposure really is worth more than money. Follow me on twitter. I have a blue check now, which means my posts have been verified as true.

Anyway, I hope you've had a restful Siesta and are ready for more exciting #blaseball action.

Thank you again for everything. We are all love blaseball.

Sincerely,

Parker MacMillan III
Internet League #Blaseball Commissioner Prime Minister
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$10,737.28 of $15,000 per month
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