Blocked Party

Blocked Party

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717

patrons

$3,554

per month
As everyone on the elementary school playground knows, getting blocked on social media is pretty much the coolest thing that can happen. And as everyone can probably tell, John Cullen and Stefan Heck were the coolest kids in their elementary schools (gifted for John, private for Stefan).

Every month, a $5 donation will get you access to TWO bonus episodes. One might be part of a recurring series entitled “Hell Block”, the show where Twitter savant Stefan Heck tells a story about how he got blocked on Twitter. He has lots of those stories, and we'll always bring on an extra special guest to talk about it with us. John has only a couple of them, as he's a nice boy online. We'll call those "Cullen the Herd", and again, special guest. One might be part of a recurring series called "Word Up!" where we review horrible celebrity Cameos and buy one or two for ourselves, also with a (you guessed it) special guest.

We may also do a bonus episode that doesn't have a cool theme, and we'll call that "The After Party" (it's catchy but doesn't mean anything and also Stefan and John do NOT have the type of faces that say, "hey, where's the afterparty?"), which will be about something we choose at random. Who knows what it will be. Maybe it will be about video games, or music, or the holidays, or how John truthfully got beat up a lot in elementary school by the non-gifted kids. It's whatever. The point is, you're gonna get lots of great bonus content. And if you're dumb enough to give us $100, you can tell us what to do for an episode. A true honour. 

AND on top of all that, once you donate $50 lifetime to the podcast, we'll send you a free Blocked Party T-Shirt. We're good like that.

Thank you.
Tiers
Blocked
$1 or more per month

You can give us $1, but you will still be blocked from bonus content. Congratulations. You will also be the slowest to reach the $50 free T-Shirt Perk. See you in 4 years.

News Feed
$4 or more per month

Get exclusive access to the Blocked Party Newsletter, which will be published every 7-10 days, by either Stefan or John. This Tier is newsletter only, no bonus episodes. Some people like reading and hate listening, and respect to you for that.

Includes Discord rewards
Unblocked
$5 or more per month

Your $5 donation will unblock the audio/video bonus content ONLY, and not the newsletter. You will get two episodes of that sweet bonus content per month, including shows about our own personal blocks, celebrity Cameos, mailbags, and more. You will also gain access to our super-secret Discord server, and receive early access to merch sales. 


Speaking of merch, once you donate $50 lifetime to the pod, we'll send you a free T-Shirt. 

Includes Discord rewards
Unblocked + News Feed
$8 or more per month

You're an elite, high-roller baller who wants all the BP content you can handle. This tier will grant you access to all of our current bonus content, both the newsletter and the audio/video bonus episodes.

Includes Discord rewards
Followed
$25 or more per month

If you give us $25 a month, you likely have problems, an additional one being that we will now be following you on Twitter. This won't affect your life at all, other than you can be sure your DMs have been delivered (we will still ignore them). You will receive all of the other Tier Bonuses, PLUS you will also receive (1) free ticket to any and every Blocked Party live show AND you will be a Discord VIP.

Includes Discord rewards
Content Creator
$100 or more per month
At this tier, once per year, you may decide what we do for a bonus episode. You decide the subject, we do the episode. That's it. It's fun. You get all the other stuff too, and John will personally follow you from his curling-only Twitter account. Lucky.
Includes Discord rewards
Goals
$3,554 of $5,000 per month
If we make it to the hallowed "$5000 Club", the Blocked Boys will do two bonus things: one more bonus episode per month AND John will do weed for the first time in his life and the boys will do an episode right after.
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As everyone on the elementary school playground knows, getting blocked on social media is pretty much the coolest thing that can happen. And as everyone can probably tell, John Cullen and Stefan Heck were the coolest kids in their elementary schools (gifted for John, private for Stefan).

Every month, a $5 donation will get you access to TWO bonus episodes. One might be part of a recurring series entitled “Hell Block”, the show where Twitter savant Stefan Heck tells a story about how he got blocked on Twitter. He has lots of those stories, and we'll always bring on an extra special guest to talk about it with us. John has only a couple of them, as he's a nice boy online. We'll call those "Cullen the Herd", and again, special guest. One might be part of a recurring series called "Word Up!" where we review horrible celebrity Cameos and buy one or two for ourselves, also with a (you guessed it) special guest.

We may also do a bonus episode that doesn't have a cool theme, and we'll call that "The After Party" (it's catchy but doesn't mean anything and also Stefan and John do NOT have the type of faces that say, "hey, where's the afterparty?"), which will be about something we choose at random. Who knows what it will be. Maybe it will be about video games, or music, or the holidays, or how John truthfully got beat up a lot in elementary school by the non-gifted kids. It's whatever. The point is, you're gonna get lots of great bonus content. And if you're dumb enough to give us $100, you can tell us what to do for an episode. A true honour. 

AND on top of all that, once you donate $50 lifetime to the podcast, we'll send you a free Blocked Party T-Shirt. We're good like that.

Thank you.

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Tiers
Blocked
$1 or more per month

You can give us $1, but you will still be blocked from bonus content. Congratulations. You will also be the slowest to reach the $50 free T-Shirt Perk. See you in 4 years.

News Feed
$4 or more per month

Get exclusive access to the Blocked Party Newsletter, which will be published every 7-10 days, by either Stefan or John. This Tier is newsletter only, no bonus episodes. Some people like reading and hate listening, and respect to you for that.

Includes Discord rewards
Unblocked
$5 or more per month

Your $5 donation will unblock the audio/video bonus content ONLY, and not the newsletter. You will get two episodes of that sweet bonus content per month, including shows about our own personal blocks, celebrity Cameos, mailbags, and more. You will also gain access to our super-secret Discord server, and receive early access to merch sales. 


Speaking of merch, once you donate $50 lifetime to the pod, we'll send you a free T-Shirt. 

Includes Discord rewards
Unblocked + News Feed
$8 or more per month

You're an elite, high-roller baller who wants all the BP content you can handle. This tier will grant you access to all of our current bonus content, both the newsletter and the audio/video bonus episodes.

Includes Discord rewards
Followed
$25 or more per month

If you give us $25 a month, you likely have problems, an additional one being that we will now be following you on Twitter. This won't affect your life at all, other than you can be sure your DMs have been delivered (we will still ignore them). You will receive all of the other Tier Bonuses, PLUS you will also receive (1) free ticket to any and every Blocked Party live show AND you will be a Discord VIP.

Includes Discord rewards
Content Creator
$100 or more per month
At this tier, once per year, you may decide what we do for a bonus episode. You decide the subject, we do the episode. That's it. It's fun. You get all the other stuff too, and John will personally follow you from his curling-only Twitter account. Lucky.
Includes Discord rewards