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You can give us $1, but you will still be blocked from bonus content. Congratulations. You will also be the slowest to reach the $50 free T-Shirt Perk. See you in 4 years.

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Get exclusive access to the Blocked Party Newsletter, which will be published every 7-10 days, by either Stefan or John. This Tier is newsletter only, no bonus episodes. Some people like reading and hate listening, and respect to you for that.

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Your $5 donation will unblock the audio/video bonus content ONLY, and not the newsletter. You will get THREE episodes of that sweet bonus content per month, including shows about our own personal blocks, celebrity Cameos, mailbags, and more. You will also gain access to our super-secret Discord server (the most heavenly place on the internet), and receive early access to merch sales. 


Speaking of merch, once you donate $50 lifetime to the pod, as long as you pay the shipping, we'll send you a free T-Shirt (this perk expires in October 2020). 
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As everyone on the elementary school playground knows, getting blocked on social media is pretty much the coolest thing that can happen. And as everyone can probably tell, John Cullen and Stefan Heck were the coolest kids in their elementary schools (gifted for John, private for Stefan).

Every month, a $5 donation will get you access to TWO bonus episodes. One might be part of a recurring series entitled “Hell Block”, the show where Twitter savant Stefan Heck tells a story about how he got blocked on Twitter. He has lots of those stories, and we'll always bring on an extra special guest to talk about it with us. John has only a couple of them, as he's a nice boy online. We'll call those "Cullen the Herd", and again, special guest. One might be part of a recurring series called "Word Up!" where we review horrible celebrity Cameos and buy one or two for ourselves, also with a (you guessed it) special guest.

We may also do a bonus episode that doesn't have a cool theme, and we'll call that "The After Party" (it's catchy but doesn't mean anything and also Stefan and John do NOT have the type of faces that say, "hey, where's the afterparty?"), which will be about something we choose at random. Who knows what it will be. Maybe it will be about video games, or music, or the holidays, or how John truthfully got beat up a lot in elementary school by the non-gifted kids. It's whatever. The point is, you're gonna get lots of great bonus content. And if you're dumb enough to give us $100, you can tell us what to do for an episode. A true honour. 

Do you hate listening to stuff? Seems weird, since you're donating to a podcast. But if you'd rather read than listen (nerd), we also have a (somewhat) weekly newsletter. For $4/month, you can read what your favourite dumbass Canadians have to say about stuff. For $8, you can get both the audio/video and newsletter content, because hey, content is king, and we are the princes. (does that even make sense? Who knows)

AND on top of all that, once you donate $50 lifetime to the podcast, we'll send you a free Blocked Party T-Shirt*. We're good like that.**

Thank you.

* - as long as you're cool to pay the shipping. We live on the frozen tundra and it's expensive to do for everybody.
**-this promotion will be expiring in October, 2020. If you do not donate $50 by then, you will be ineligible. We will be replacing the T-Shirt Promotion at that time with another fun gift for our donors. Stay tuned.
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$6,967 of $8,000 per month
All of our donors have been so generous with their money that we want to put a bunch of it back into the show, so at this goal, we're gonna revamp the studio. New mics, new chairs, new soundboard, new headphones, new everything. New studio, same us. PLUS, Stefan will review all the new gear we get as though he were a YouTube tech expert.
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