Blocked Party

Blocked Party

are creating Podcasts

654

patrons

$3,186

per month
As everyone on the elementary school playground knows, getting blocked on social media is pretty much the coolest thing that can happen. And as everyone can probably tell, John Cullen and Stefan Heck were the coolest kids in their elementary schools (gifted for John, private for Stefan).

Every month, a $5 donation will get you access to TWO bonus episodes. One might be part of a recurring series entitled “Hell Block”, the show where Twitter savant Stefan Heck tells a story about how he got blocked on Twitter. He has lots of those stories, and we'll always bring on an extra special guest to talk about it with us. John has only a couple of them, as he's a nice boy online. We'll call those "Cullen the Herd", and again, special guest. One might be part of a recurring series called "Word Up!" where we review horrible celebrity Cameos and buy one or two for ourselves, also with a (you guessed it) special guest.

We may also do a bonus episode that doesn't have a cool theme, and we'll call that "The After Party" (it's catchy but doesn't mean anything and also Stefan and John do NOT have the type of faces that say, "hey, where's the afterparty?"), which will be about something we choose at random. Who knows what it will be. Maybe it will be about video games, or music, or the holidays, or how John truthfully got beat up a lot in elementary school by the non-gifted kids. It's whatever. The point is, you're gonna get lots of great bonus content. And if you're dumb enough to give us $100, you can tell us what to do for an episode. A true honour. 

Thank you.
Tiers
Blocked
$1 or more per month
You can give us $1, but you will still be blocked from bonus content. Congratulations.
Unblocked
$5 or more per month
Your $5 donation will unblock the bonus content for you. You will get two episodes of bonus content per month, including Stefan's monthly show about his own personal Twitter blocks. You will also gain access to the Discord server, and receive early access to merch sales.
Includes Discord rewards
Tweet Reply
$10 or more per month
We will pretend you exist by thanking you personally with an exclusive tweet from our Blocked Party twitter account, plus all the other benefits. You'll also receive discounts on merch.
Includes Discord rewards
Followed
$25 or more per month
If you give us $25 a month, you likely have problems, an additional one being that we will now be following you on Twitter. This won't affect your life at all, other than you can be sure your DMs have been delivered (we will still ignore them). You will also receive (1) free ticket to any and every Blocked Party live show AND you will be a Discord VIP.
Includes Discord rewards
Content Creator
$100 or more per month
At this tier, once per year, you may decide what we do for a bonus episode. You decide the subject, we do the episode. That's it. It's fun. You get all the other stuff too, and John will personally follow you from his curling-only Twitter account. Lucky.
Includes Discord rewards
As everyone on the elementary school playground knows, getting blocked on social media is pretty much the coolest thing that can happen. And as everyone can probably tell, John Cullen and Stefan Heck were the coolest kids in their elementary schools (gifted for John, private for Stefan).

Every month, a $5 donation will get you access to TWO bonus episodes. One might be part of a recurring series entitled “Hell Block”, the show where Twitter savant Stefan Heck tells a story about how he got blocked on Twitter. He has lots of those stories, and we'll always bring on an extra special guest to talk about it with us. John has only a couple of them, as he's a nice boy online. We'll call those "Cullen the Herd", and again, special guest. One might be part of a recurring series called "Word Up!" where we review horrible celebrity Cameos and buy one or two for ourselves, also with a (you guessed it) special guest.

We may also do a bonus episode that doesn't have a cool theme, and we'll call that "The After Party" (it's catchy but doesn't mean anything and also Stefan and John do NOT have the type of faces that say, "hey, where's the afterparty?"), which will be about something we choose at random. Who knows what it will be. Maybe it will be about video games, or music, or the holidays, or how John truthfully got beat up a lot in elementary school by the non-gifted kids. It's whatever. The point is, you're gonna get lots of great bonus content. And if you're dumb enough to give us $100, you can tell us what to do for an episode. A true honour. 

Thank you.

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Tiers
Blocked
$1 or more per month
You can give us $1, but you will still be blocked from bonus content. Congratulations.
Unblocked
$5 or more per month
Your $5 donation will unblock the bonus content for you. You will get two episodes of bonus content per month, including Stefan's monthly show about his own personal Twitter blocks. You will also gain access to the Discord server, and receive early access to merch sales.
Includes Discord rewards
Tweet Reply
$10 or more per month
We will pretend you exist by thanking you personally with an exclusive tweet from our Blocked Party twitter account, plus all the other benefits. You'll also receive discounts on merch.
Includes Discord rewards
Followed
$25 or more per month
If you give us $25 a month, you likely have problems, an additional one being that we will now be following you on Twitter. This won't affect your life at all, other than you can be sure your DMs have been delivered (we will still ignore them). You will also receive (1) free ticket to any and every Blocked Party live show AND you will be a Discord VIP.
Includes Discord rewards
Content Creator
$100 or more per month
At this tier, once per year, you may decide what we do for a bonus episode. You decide the subject, we do the episode. That's it. It's fun. You get all the other stuff too, and John will personally follow you from his curling-only Twitter account. Lucky.
Includes Discord rewards