Blood $atellite

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Welcome to the no dinkin around zone. You'll be helping cover the basic costs of running/editing/disseminating the show, and also you'll get access to exclusive Patreon posts and behind-the-scenes updates on here. You'll also get access to an Excusive Discord Server. And you'll get a shout out on the show, like a big dog pony boy. 
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About Blood $atellite

Blood $atellite is a weekly comedy podcast where the exact people you would imagine  gush about far-right politics, conspiracy theories, fringe spirituality, ideal catastrophe futures, harmonyjacking, splainsplaining, Canadian culture, how many poisons it would take to kill the internet, and probably sex and video games or whatever. 
Donations would first go to covering the costs of running the show, then anything extra would be invested into producing more multimedia content. We're already rich and wanna die so don't worry about supporting our lives.
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