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The Brain Dump
is the latest demented video mashup web series from the mind of designer / director / drummer Frank Coleman.

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If we get to $50, I'll be able to start making a dent in my monthly beer & skittles budget. Let's celebrate! Everyone will be invited to a private video hangout with me! I'll (probably) answer all your questions, and update you on all of the projects we are working on! I'll do more than one if need be, so everybody gets a chance.
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