Branson Reese is creating comics
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patrons

Hi, I’m Branson Reese! You may know me from important political comics such as Baltimore OrioleThe Person Who Discovered Sharks, or perhaps from the beautiful t-shirts I sell. I want to make more art, and many of you have asked how you can contribute.

It rules to get money out of nowhere, but I’d much rather earn it by making comics and art for my beloved fans to enjoy. and so here’s a way we can all work together to make more of my extremely important work. It's what we in the business call "win-win."

Your contribution will go toward buying me art supplies, paying for hosting and potentially working to make my beautiful art even better, although I agree that it’s already perfect.

Patreon will also give you direct access to me, Branson Reese! You can ask me questions about stuff. Hell, I’ll even answer!

Tiers
“You gotta help me!”
$1 or more per month
This tier is named after the guy who responded to one of my comics with “you gotta help me!” and then deleted his account. Look, I know we’re not all Daddy Warbucks over here so I appreciate the dollar.
Michard Mouse
$3 or more per month
This is the same as the $1 tier, but if you get in a fight with a person from the $1 tier I’ll believe in my heart that you’re right and they’re wrong
Swan Boy
$5 or more per month
This is the main one. You get to see all of my comics before I post them for the general public
Baltimore Oriole
$15 or more per month
Same as the others, but much better for me, personally
Crime Dog
$50 or more per month
Same as the others but you are allowed to break one law per month. Show the cops my Patreon and they'll be like "ah, well, gotta respect that"
Garfield Is Frasier Tier
$100 or more per month
For the rest of your life anytime you don't have enough money for something you'll remember "well at least I give ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS A MONTH to the 'What If They Made Simpsons Porn Illegal?' guy"
Poor Fiscal Responsibility Tier
$500 or more per month
Don’t give me $500 a month. What the fuck is wrong with you?
Goals
77% complete
If I reach $1000 then, upon dying and going to hell I will assassinate satan with a gun I snuck into hell
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Hi, I’m Branson Reese! You may know me from important political comics such as Baltimore OrioleThe Person Who Discovered Sharks, or perhaps from the beautiful t-shirts I sell. I want to make more art, and many of you have asked how you can contribute.

It rules to get money out of nowhere, but I’d much rather earn it by making comics and art for my beloved fans to enjoy. and so here’s a way we can all work together to make more of my extremely important work. It's what we in the business call "win-win."

Your contribution will go toward buying me art supplies, paying for hosting and potentially working to make my beautiful art even better, although I agree that it’s already perfect.

Patreon will also give you direct access to me, Branson Reese! You can ask me questions about stuff. Hell, I’ll even answer!

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Tiers
“You gotta help me!”
$1 or more per month
This tier is named after the guy who responded to one of my comics with “you gotta help me!” and then deleted his account. Look, I know we’re not all Daddy Warbucks over here so I appreciate the dollar.
Michard Mouse
$3 or more per month
This is the same as the $1 tier, but if you get in a fight with a person from the $1 tier I’ll believe in my heart that you’re right and they’re wrong
Swan Boy
$5 or more per month
This is the main one. You get to see all of my comics before I post them for the general public
Baltimore Oriole
$15 or more per month
Same as the others, but much better for me, personally
Crime Dog
$50 or more per month
Same as the others but you are allowed to break one law per month. Show the cops my Patreon and they'll be like "ah, well, gotta respect that"
Garfield Is Frasier Tier
$100 or more per month
For the rest of your life anytime you don't have enough money for something you'll remember "well at least I give ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS A MONTH to the 'What If They Made Simpsons Porn Illegal?' guy"
Poor Fiscal Responsibility Tier
$500 or more per month
Don’t give me $500 a month. What the fuck is wrong with you?