Brendon Burns is creating Dumb White Guy (Podcast)
82

patrons

$353
per month
LOOKS LIKE WE MAAAAADE IT!! 
That patreon count keeps on ticking. We're now at 90 regular subscribers

NEW TIER AND REWARDS ADDED!!

 And remember once we hit that 200 patreon subscriber mark we're gonna roast the truly awful episode 1 of Dumb White Guy, back when it was The Brendon Burns Show.

Here for just $5US+ A MONTH!!!

You get
1) Exclusive content. Weird shit never to be released anywhere.
2) Full remastered bootleg sets: Sometimes I go to a place just after something has occurred ie: Manchester after the MEN Arena reopening after the bombing and stuff just flows out of me in front of that crowd. It's unrefined stuff in its infancy. Or there's similar sets that kill one night wind up in an argument the next. 
3) Old Albums
4) Old specials
5) Old lost episodes
But best of all:
6) You ask everyone gets. This is a great place to support the podcast, tell me what you want and generally be part of the show. Essentially, one of you asks and you all receive. Just  scroll through the posts and I'll get stuff to you whenever. If I get slack just give me a kick up the arse and I'll post it sharpish. There's no tiers so if you only can afford 2 quid a month then fine. If you're willing to pay more for all the stuff we do between here and youtube by all means have at it. If you're a millionaire and I'm your fave comic (how the hell did you find the time to become a millionaire and find my online stuff?)

$3US a month gets you some of the above but not all and you can't make requests so you're at the mercy of the 5 dollar bunch

$10US+ a month All of the above, plus once a month BB will do something personalised for you. Want a pic signed (doesn't include P +P)? A birthday message for a friend, an answering machine outgoing message that says "you've reached___ this is Brendon Burns they wanted me to say____" or y'know, whatever. A skype call wishing you your cancer gets better? (Does not include cure for cancer or any other pre-existing conditions) For just 10 bucks a month you can reach out and make BB your bitch! Hurray! (Disclaimer: BB will not be your actual bitch. He'll just reach out to brighten up your or someone you know's day) Once a month, just DM him via your patron account and he'll get right on it.

$20 US+  All of the above + BB will give you his xbox one gamertag and we can play GTA or COD zombies or if you really really have a game that you want to hear a 47 year old man struggle to learn and you're willing to gift it. Sure, he'll have a go. 


Tiers
Same as $5 but not quite
$3 or more per month 13 patrons
same as below but just found out you can't give less than $5 to get access so f*** it. Pay me $3. You'll get most of the stuff but can't ask for specific things so you're at the mercy of 5 buck people
Just tell me what you want man
$5 or more per month 67 patrons
  • Access to patron-only content
  • live recordings and bootlegs
  • Archived episodes
  • sneak peaks
  • say what you'd like
All of the above but personalised phone or skype call
$10 or more per month 2 of 50 patrons
Fuck it. Want me to record you a special answering machine message or personalise something? For $10 a month, I'll give you a ring and you can record me saying "We're all outta babies" or "Take it" or abusing somebody you can't stand or some shit (Nothing illegal though). 
Play GTA V with BB on X-box one
$20 or more per month 0 of 10 patrons
BB will pay zombies/gta or some other shit with you on x-box. Just gimme your gamertag and it's on. I probably would've done this if you wanted anyway. But if you're paying 20 bucks a month to support the show it seems like the least he can do.

NB: Dos not include xbox live account or cost of game

Goals
82 of 200 patrons
At just 200 patreons, we're going to re-release the very first episode of Dumb White Guy with Brendon Burns and tear the crap out of it. It's bad, really really bad. BB really doesn't want it back out there, least of all to have to listen to it in front of friends and family. So let's hit that 200 mark and all cringe together
1 of 1
LOOKS LIKE WE MAAAAADE IT!! 
That patreon count keeps on ticking. We're now at 90 regular subscribers

NEW TIER AND REWARDS ADDED!!

 And remember once we hit that 200 patreon subscriber mark we're gonna roast the truly awful episode 1 of Dumb White Guy, back when it was The Brendon Burns Show.

Here for just $5US+ A MONTH!!!

You get
1) Exclusive content. Weird shit never to be released anywhere.
2) Full remastered bootleg sets: Sometimes I go to a place just after something has occurred ie: Manchester after the MEN Arena reopening after the bombing and stuff just flows out of me in front of that crowd. It's unrefined stuff in its infancy. Or there's similar sets that kill one night wind up in an argument the next. 
3) Old Albums
4) Old specials
5) Old lost episodes
But best of all:
6) You ask everyone gets. This is a great place to support the podcast, tell me what you want and generally be part of the show. Essentially, one of you asks and you all receive. Just  scroll through the posts and I'll get stuff to you whenever. If I get slack just give me a kick up the arse and I'll post it sharpish. There's no tiers so if you only can afford 2 quid a month then fine. If you're willing to pay more for all the stuff we do between here and youtube by all means have at it. If you're a millionaire and I'm your fave comic (how the hell did you find the time to become a millionaire and find my online stuff?)

$3US a month gets you some of the above but not all and you can't make requests so you're at the mercy of the 5 dollar bunch

$10US+ a month All of the above, plus once a month BB will do something personalised for you. Want a pic signed (doesn't include P +P)? A birthday message for a friend, an answering machine outgoing message that says "you've reached___ this is Brendon Burns they wanted me to say____" or y'know, whatever. A skype call wishing you your cancer gets better? (Does not include cure for cancer or any other pre-existing conditions) For just 10 bucks a month you can reach out and make BB your bitch! Hurray! (Disclaimer: BB will not be your actual bitch. He'll just reach out to brighten up your or someone you know's day) Once a month, just DM him via your patron account and he'll get right on it.

$20 US+  All of the above + BB will give you his xbox one gamertag and we can play GTA or COD zombies or if you really really have a game that you want to hear a 47 year old man struggle to learn and you're willing to gift it. Sure, he'll have a go. 


Recent posts by Brendon Burns

Tiers
Same as $5 but not quite
$3 or more per month 13 patrons
same as below but just found out you can't give less than $5 to get access so f*** it. Pay me $3. You'll get most of the stuff but can't ask for specific things so you're at the mercy of 5 buck people
Just tell me what you want man
$5 or more per month 67 patrons
  • Access to patron-only content
  • live recordings and bootlegs
  • Archived episodes
  • sneak peaks
  • say what you'd like
All of the above but personalised phone or skype call
$10 or more per month 2 of 50 patrons
Fuck it. Want me to record you a special answering machine message or personalise something? For $10 a month, I'll give you a ring and you can record me saying "We're all outta babies" or "Take it" or abusing somebody you can't stand or some shit (Nothing illegal though). 
Play GTA V with BB on X-box one
$20 or more per month 0 of 10 patrons
BB will pay zombies/gta or some other shit with you on x-box. Just gimme your gamertag and it's on. I probably would've done this if you wanted anyway. But if you're paying 20 bucks a month to support the show it seems like the least he can do.

NB: Dos not include xbox live account or cost of game