Brick Dictator is creating Lego Stop-Motion Animation Videos
3

patrons

$15
per New Video at least 1 minute long
All our eggs are cage-free. We don't even put them in cartons. Foam is murder. Earth's thinning ozone layer threatens all of us. Brick Dictator only burns organic coal. The Brick Dictatorship celebrates diversity with such enthusiasm that White people aren't allowed. Ours is the only regime to recognize homotroph-heterotroph marriage. Our unemployment rate is under 1%, not counting folks without jobs.

When the United States learns that nobody will buy their bonds, and they have to build robots to buy their bonds, because robots are the only ones with jobs, that is when the world will seek deliverance, and embrace the Dictatorship. 

Brick Dictator is just one person, but does so much work we refer to ourselves as "we."  Union rules. 

Whether you contribute or not, the Brick Dictator still faces Mecca and prays for better explosions with more spinning, bouncing debris.  The Bricktator lights a candle for bigger Lego battlefields, deeper Lego craters, and sharper Lego blades.

Thank you to our first patron, Asher Grisante, and for 40 million Youtube views.
Rewards
1 Week Early Release of next video to you
$5 or more per New Video at least 1 minute long 3 patrons
Your name or channel or url will appear in the credits rolling at the end of the film
Goals
$15 of $5,000 per New Video at least 1 minute long
We will be able to finish the new video Battle Of Poitiers 1356 at six or more minutes of minifigures getting disfigured.  We have already spent $650 on additional weaponry and green plates and Castle minifigs and music and sounds.  We have spent a lot of time carefully silver leafing each blade on every spear and axe and sword and even the arrowheads.  You can see a short 10 second preview taken from the battle which is already 1:40 animated, if you become a Patron now, even for only $1.  The same video that will become available to you also shows 10 seconds of another 3 minute video we finished but have not yet published on the channel.
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All our eggs are cage-free. We don't even put them in cartons. Foam is murder. Earth's thinning ozone layer threatens all of us. Brick Dictator only burns organic coal. The Brick Dictatorship celebrates diversity with such enthusiasm that White people aren't allowed. Ours is the only regime to recognize homotroph-heterotroph marriage. Our unemployment rate is under 1%, not counting folks without jobs.

When the United States learns that nobody will buy their bonds, and they have to build robots to buy their bonds, because robots are the only ones with jobs, that is when the world will seek deliverance, and embrace the Dictatorship. 

Brick Dictator is just one person, but does so much work we refer to ourselves as "we."  Union rules. 

Whether you contribute or not, the Brick Dictator still faces Mecca and prays for better explosions with more spinning, bouncing debris.  The Bricktator lights a candle for bigger Lego battlefields, deeper Lego craters, and sharper Lego blades.

Thank you to our first patron, Asher Grisante, and for 40 million Youtube views.

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Rewards
1 Week Early Release of next video to you
$5 or more per New Video at least 1 minute long 3 patrons
Your name or channel or url will appear in the credits rolling at the end of the film