Robert Brockway

is creating a bunch of words in a row.

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This tier gets you access to a monthly short story, part of a longer piece, a chapter of a book I’m working on, or even a script! They may be different genres, formats, and lengths, but they have one thing in common: They will all be made of words. Precious words! You can’t find those things just anywhere!

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This tier will get you access to the monthly fiction, plus the Emotional Dumpster Dives! That's where I explore past projects that didn't go anywhere, and try not to cry about it. I said TRY.

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New Stuff Every Single Week!

This is where it all happens: Subscribe at this tier and you’ll get a new post every week! Detailed notes on how a story gets made, old draft breakdowns, never before seen projects, updated pieces, and so much more. You really wanna see how the sausage is made? Well, okay. They say you should never do that, but who are they? Probably jerks. Show them what's up by joining this tier.

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About Robert Brockway

I'm the author of Carrier Wave, as well as Rx: A Tale of ElectronegativityEverything Is Going To Kill Everybody, and The Vicious Circuit series from Tor Books. Former Senior Editor and Columnist for Cracked (during the good years! mostly!) and I even did one hilariously brief stint at Car and Driver Magazine. Seriously. That's real. I lasted one month. Did you know that writing columns for Car and Driver does not authorize you to commandeer vehicles? That needs to be stated somewhere.

I've started this Patreon because I miss creating stuff for regular public consumption, I miss connecting with the people that consume those things, and most of all, I miss your several dollars a month. That's not a joke. Writing is my sole source of income right now. I have a wife and, more importantly, dogs to take care of. Any support you can offer will be literally life-changing.

Depending on what tier you're interested in, you can expect new posts every week, exclusive new writing every month, secret past projects, limited edition books, as well as sneak peeks of what I'm working on next, insider info, and DNA samples.

You will be receiving DNA samples. This is non-optional. 


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I will buy myself a dirtbike and probably immediately kill myself on it, thus sending the value of any of my works skyrocketing. If you own any, you can then sell them on eBay for a nice profit. This is called 'stock investment.' This is how the stock market works.
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