Brute Force is creating a real-play tabletop podcast
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Brute Force is a real-play comedic RPG podcast blended with in-character narration set in the high fantasy world of Eorith. The adventurers (a harpy, golem, skeleton, and yeti) are tasked with saving a world that barely tolerates their existence.

We're just getting up and running and are launching the Patreon to help offset our admittedly meager production costs. We have some starter goals laid out to the right and we have big plans for some more rewards coming down the line. 


Eorith has seen some stuff, ok? A few millennia ago the gods materialized in the physical plane to fight what is known as the Celestial War. The battle scarred the lands with arcane energies that still pulse through the world today. The immensely powerful weapons and armor the fallen gods wielded in this battle are known as the Holy Relics... and few remain to this day.

For a kingdom to survive in Eorith it needs two things: a Holy Relic and a heroic Paragon to wield it. I certainly hope nothing happens to either of those two things.
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  • A patreon-exclusive desktop background 
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  • Our undying love and adoration
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  • A set of 5 Brute Force alerts/ringtones for your phone
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Backers at this level receive:
  • Our undying love and adoration
  • A patreon-exclusive desktop background  
  • A set of 5 Brute Force alerts/ringtones for your phone
  • An NPC named after you
Pledge $25 per month
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Backers at this level receive:
  • Our undying love and adoration
  • A patreon-exclusive desktop background  
  • A set of 5 Brute Force alerts/ringtones for your phone
  • An NPC named after you
  • An actual Whither Glass pocket mirror bearing the elvish incantation "Norn e'i'fanyare tamba no'turnien." 
  • A set of Brute Force stickers 
  • Support Brute Force at this level for 3 months and receive an exclusive 'Math Horse University' T-shirt
Pledge $100 or more per month
$100 or more per month
Backers at this level receive:
  • Our undying love and adoration
  • A patreon-exclusive desktop background 
  • A set of 5 Brute Force alerts/ringtones for your phone
  • An NPC named after you
  • An actual Whither Glass pocket mirror bearing the elvish incantation "Norn e'i'fanyare tamba no'turnien." 
  • A set of Brute Force stickers
  • An exclusive 'Math Horse University' T-shirt 
  • At 6 months you will receive an exclusive Brute Force hoodie, and something equally cool every subsequent 6 months.
  • More rewards coming soon
Goals
96% complete
Additional Audio Content
Our narrator, Jasper Spitwhistle, knows about all there is to know about Eorith.  He knows so much he even wrote a book about it: The Interplanar Tourist's Guide to Eorith.

If we meet this goal, we will release a set of fully scripted supplementary episodes (minimum of 6). In each episode, Jasper will reveal the history of the people and places that have left a mark on the 10 8 7½ kingdoms.
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Brute Force is a real-play comedic RPG podcast blended with in-character narration set in the high fantasy world of Eorith. The adventurers (a harpy, golem, skeleton, and yeti) are tasked with saving a world that barely tolerates their existence.

We're just getting up and running and are launching the Patreon to help offset our admittedly meager production costs. We have some starter goals laid out to the right and we have big plans for some more rewards coming down the line. 


Eorith has seen some stuff, ok? A few millennia ago the gods materialized in the physical plane to fight what is known as the Celestial War. The battle scarred the lands with arcane energies that still pulse through the world today. The immensely powerful weapons and armor the fallen gods wielded in this battle are known as the Holy Relics... and few remain to this day.

For a kingdom to survive in Eorith it needs two things: a Holy Relic and a heroic Paragon to wield it. I certainly hope nothing happens to either of those two things.

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Pledge $1 per month
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Backers at this level receive:
  • Our undying love and adoration
  • A patreon-exclusive desktop background 
Pledge $5 per month
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Backers at this level receive:
  • Our undying love and adoration
  • A patreon-exclusive desktop background 
  • A set of 5 Brute Force alerts/ringtones for your phone
Pledge $15 per month
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Backers at this level receive:
  • Our undying love and adoration
  • A patreon-exclusive desktop background  
  • A set of 5 Brute Force alerts/ringtones for your phone
  • An NPC named after you
Pledge $25 per month
$25 or more per month
Backers at this level receive:
  • Our undying love and adoration
  • A patreon-exclusive desktop background  
  • A set of 5 Brute Force alerts/ringtones for your phone
  • An NPC named after you
  • An actual Whither Glass pocket mirror bearing the elvish incantation "Norn e'i'fanyare tamba no'turnien." 
  • A set of Brute Force stickers 
  • Support Brute Force at this level for 3 months and receive an exclusive 'Math Horse University' T-shirt
Pledge $100 or more per month
$100 or more per month
Backers at this level receive:
  • Our undying love and adoration
  • A patreon-exclusive desktop background 
  • A set of 5 Brute Force alerts/ringtones for your phone
  • An NPC named after you
  • An actual Whither Glass pocket mirror bearing the elvish incantation "Norn e'i'fanyare tamba no'turnien." 
  • A set of Brute Force stickers
  • An exclusive 'Math Horse University' T-shirt 
  • At 6 months you will receive an exclusive Brute Force hoodie, and something equally cool every subsequent 6 months.
  • More rewards coming soon