Brute Force is creating a real-play tabletop podcast
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Brute Force is a real-play comedic RPG podcast blended with in-character narration set in the high fantasy world of Eorith. The adventurers (a harpy, golem, skeleton, and yeti) are tasked with saving a world that barely tolerates their existence.

Eorith has seen some stuff, ok? A few millennia ago the gods materialized in the physical plane to fight what is known as the Celestial War. The battle scarred the lands with arcane energies that still pulse through the world today. The immensely powerful weapons and armor the fallen gods wielded in this battle are known as the Holy Relics... and few remain to this day.

For a kingdom to survive in Eorith it needs two things: a Holy Relic and a heroic Paragon to wield it. I certainly hope nothing happens to either of those two things.
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  • An NPC named after you
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  • Our undying love and adoration
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  • An NPC named after you
  • A set of 4 custom metal Brute Force hybrid fudge dice (shipping not included)


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  • Our undying love and adoration
  • A patreon-exclusive desktop background  
  • A set of 5 Brute Force alerts/ringtones for your phone
  • An NPC named after you 
  • A set of 4 custom metal Brute Force hybrid fudge dice (shipping not included)
  • A set of Brute Force stickers 
  • Support Brute Force at this level for 3 months and receive an exclusive 'Math Horse University' T-shirt
Pledge $100 or more per month
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Backers at this level receive:
  • Our undying love and adoration
  • A patreon-exclusive desktop background 
  • A set of 5 Brute Force alerts/ringtones for your phone
  • An NPC named after you
  • A set of 4 custom metal Brute Force hybrid fudge dice (shipping not included)
  • A set of Brute Force stickers 
  • An exclusive 'Math Horse University' T-shirt 
  • At 6 months you will receive an exclusive Brute Force hoodie, and something equally cool every subsequent 6 months.
  • More rewards coming soon
Goals
100% complete
Livestreaming
If we meet this goal, we will livestream our recording of Brute Force so you can all bask in John's collection of funny hats. Witness the terror in Adam's eyes when he's forced to interact as an NPC who's voice he's forgotten. Cherish the look of scorn that overtakes Carly's face every.single.time someone makes a pun.

Note: We can't guarantee we'll be able to do this each time we record, but we will absolutely try.
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Brute Force is a real-play comedic RPG podcast blended with in-character narration set in the high fantasy world of Eorith. The adventurers (a harpy, golem, skeleton, and yeti) are tasked with saving a world that barely tolerates their existence.

Eorith has seen some stuff, ok? A few millennia ago the gods materialized in the physical plane to fight what is known as the Celestial War. The battle scarred the lands with arcane energies that still pulse through the world today. The immensely powerful weapons and armor the fallen gods wielded in this battle are known as the Holy Relics... and few remain to this day.

For a kingdom to survive in Eorith it needs two things: a Holy Relic and a heroic Paragon to wield it. I certainly hope nothing happens to either of those two things.

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Pledge $1 per month
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  • A patreon-exclusive desktop background 
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  • A patreon-exclusive desktop background 
  • A set of 5 Brute Force alerts/ringtones for your phone
Pledge $15 per month
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Backers at this level receive:
  • Our undying love and adoration
  • A patreon-exclusive desktop background  
  • A set of 5 Brute Force alerts/ringtones for your phone
  • An NPC named after you
Pledge $20 per month
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 Backers at this level receive:
  • Our undying love and adoration
  • A patreon-exclusive desktop background  
  • A set of 5 Brute Force alerts/ringtones for your phone
  • An NPC named after you
  • A set of 4 custom metal Brute Force hybrid fudge dice (shipping not included)


Pledge $25 per month
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Backers at this level receive:
  • Our undying love and adoration
  • A patreon-exclusive desktop background  
  • A set of 5 Brute Force alerts/ringtones for your phone
  • An NPC named after you 
  • A set of 4 custom metal Brute Force hybrid fudge dice (shipping not included)
  • A set of Brute Force stickers 
  • Support Brute Force at this level for 3 months and receive an exclusive 'Math Horse University' T-shirt
Pledge $100 or more per month
$100 or more per month
Backers at this level receive:
  • Our undying love and adoration
  • A patreon-exclusive desktop background 
  • A set of 5 Brute Force alerts/ringtones for your phone
  • An NPC named after you
  • A set of 4 custom metal Brute Force hybrid fudge dice (shipping not included)
  • A set of Brute Force stickers 
  • An exclusive 'Math Horse University' T-shirt 
  • At 6 months you will receive an exclusive Brute Force hoodie, and something equally cool every subsequent 6 months.
  • More rewards coming soon