Bible Stories for Heathen Children

is creating stories for children

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In addition to the gratitude, early access, and side notes from the $1 tier, you get access to monthly bonus podcast episodes where I and my spouse talk about the stories and what they meant to us as kids. Discussion of VeggieTales is VERY likely.

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Bible Stories for Heathen Children
I'm telling stories for kids who aren't growing up in a church, so they can be introduced to the characters and myths that have fueled art & culture for thousands of years without being pressured to make any religious decisions.
Sometimes funny and irreverent, sometimes sincere and emotional, always guilt-free.

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