Caffeinated Conquests is creating Nerd Comedy and Entertainment
12

patrons

$40
per month
Hey, we're Caffeinated Conquests!

We're a Comedy Gaming YouTube channel, soon to be branching out into podcasts and Twitch streams. We do Actual Plays, Let's Plays, and original content, such as our How Not to Series (there's a hundred YouTube channels that want to show you how to play a fighter or a rogue; we want to show you funny it is to do it wrong) and the RPG Imaginarium's, where we do dramatic readings of /tg/ greentexts and other stories.

We're here because we seriously want to up the quality of the content we give to our viewers, as well as expand the content we produce. 

What Does This Patreon Cover?

This Patreon is for what we refer to internally as our "Original Content." That's both of our "How Not To" series, the RPG Imaginarium, (the stories may belong to others, but the production of the show is all ours) and the upcoming rebirth of the Dungeon Dweebus podcast. We've got plans for other new shows we're excited to bring to our audience as well, and when they launch, this Patreon will cover them too.

Why Only One Reward Tier?

Simply put, we're not interested in gating our content behind a paywall. Everything Caffeinated Conquests produces is 100% free for everyone to enjoy. We want you to support us because you enjoy and believe in our product and because you want to support us, not because we're extorting money from you or you're afraid of missing something if you don't. Our viewers come first, and we would rather not make a dime from someone than bilk them out of their hard-earned cash.

If you're one of our fans, we just want to thank you for tuning in and enjoying our content, and if you're one of our patrons, we sincerely thank you for helping this channel grow. Patron or not, without you, there would be no Caffeinated Conquests.

Thank you.

Transparency:

We do have other avenues through which we attempt to raise money for production. Though none of them are particularly strong sounces of income on their own (which is why we're turning to Patreon in the first place) you deserve to know about them before you pledge in case you decide to support us another way, or not at all.

We do run ads on our videos. It has so far afforded us a small trickle of income in case we need to make an emergency replacement of a piece of equipment.

Chaz sells original fiction on the Amazon Kindle store, the proceeds of which usually go into the emergency fund.

We have an Amazon affilliate link on our SoundCloud. Honestly, I don't think we've made a dime from this so far.
Tiers
Keep Us Caffeinated
$1 or more per month 10 patrons
For the price of a cup of coffee or a can of soda, help us cover the production costs of our videos and buy new equipment, and earn our undying thanks. We will include the names of all patrons in the credits of every video.  Of course, anything extra would be extremely helpful, and we would be extremely humbled.
Hey, we're Caffeinated Conquests!

We're a Comedy Gaming YouTube channel, soon to be branching out into podcasts and Twitch streams. We do Actual Plays, Let's Plays, and original content, such as our How Not to Series (there's a hundred YouTube channels that want to show you how to play a fighter or a rogue; we want to show you funny it is to do it wrong) and the RPG Imaginarium's, where we do dramatic readings of /tg/ greentexts and other stories.

We're here because we seriously want to up the quality of the content we give to our viewers, as well as expand the content we produce. 

What Does This Patreon Cover?

This Patreon is for what we refer to internally as our "Original Content." That's both of our "How Not To" series, the RPG Imaginarium, (the stories may belong to others, but the production of the show is all ours) and the upcoming rebirth of the Dungeon Dweebus podcast. We've got plans for other new shows we're excited to bring to our audience as well, and when they launch, this Patreon will cover them too.

Why Only One Reward Tier?

Simply put, we're not interested in gating our content behind a paywall. Everything Caffeinated Conquests produces is 100% free for everyone to enjoy. We want you to support us because you enjoy and believe in our product and because you want to support us, not because we're extorting money from you or you're afraid of missing something if you don't. Our viewers come first, and we would rather not make a dime from someone than bilk them out of their hard-earned cash.

If you're one of our fans, we just want to thank you for tuning in and enjoying our content, and if you're one of our patrons, we sincerely thank you for helping this channel grow. Patron or not, without you, there would be no Caffeinated Conquests.

Thank you.

Transparency:

We do have other avenues through which we attempt to raise money for production. Though none of them are particularly strong sounces of income on their own (which is why we're turning to Patreon in the first place) you deserve to know about them before you pledge in case you decide to support us another way, or not at all.

We do run ads on our videos. It has so far afforded us a small trickle of income in case we need to make an emergency replacement of a piece of equipment.

Chaz sells original fiction on the Amazon Kindle store, the proceeds of which usually go into the emergency fund.

We have an Amazon affilliate link on our SoundCloud. Honestly, I don't think we've made a dime from this so far.

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Tiers
Keep Us Caffeinated
$1 or more per month 10 patrons
For the price of a cup of coffee or a can of soda, help us cover the production costs of our videos and buy new equipment, and earn our undying thanks. We will include the names of all patrons in the credits of every video.  Of course, anything extra would be extremely helpful, and we would be extremely humbled.