Cake Monster is creating custom cakes & sweet shenanigans
5

patrons

$32
per month
Hey there! I'm Stefannie, and I'm the Cake Monster.

My philosophy is simple, y'all:
The whole daggum cake should taste as good as it looks,
and it should look FABULOUS!
Every part of a cake should not only be edible, but a delight to eat - I don't work with fondant or gum paste, and I won't pile up a flower salad on your dessert. It's all fresh small-batch American-style buttercream and handcrafted decor, all the time.

Fun Fact: I'm a chronically ill stay-at-home momma of two. My systemic lupus keeps me out of the regular workforce, so I realized one day that I could either sit around feeling sorry for myself or I could get off my ass and do something. While I was pondering what to do, I baked some cookies. Really good cookies. Like, hella good. Cookies led to cupcakes led to cake-cakes, and (long story long) BAM! I'm a cake artist.

Entirely self-taught, I've gotten pretty goshdern spectacular at cake. But! I can always learn more. I love learning more! That's where you come in, you marvelous darling. Donations to my Patreon will be used to help keep me baking, tinkering and experimenting with new flavors, expanding my repertoire of special-dietary-needs recipes, and - heck! - maybe even taking a legit culinary class or two.

C'mon and join me on this wacky sweet adventure!
Tiers
Sprinkles
$2 or more per month 0 patrons
You're the pop of color! The tiny delight that makes the whole cake happy!
Pretty Bloops
$5 or more per month 3 patrons
You're the perfect flourish of buttercream that completes the decor! 


Every month, you'll enjoy an exclusive cake glamour shot.

Cupcakes
$10 or more per month 1 patron
You're a fierce little grenade of delicious, beloved by all!


Every month, you'll get ...

 - an exclusive cake glamour shot

 - an exclusive cake decorating video

Rosettes
$25 or more per month 0 patrons
You're the graceful swirl of buttercream, as bold as you are breathtaking!


Every month, you'll get ...

 - an exclusive cake glamour shot

 - an exclusive cake decorating video

 - 10% patron discount on Cake Monster orders

 - a chance to vote on my next grand cake experiment. CAKEXPERIMENT!

Punkicorns
$50 or more per month 0 patrons
You're the sweetest magical rockstar at the party!

 

Every month, you'll get ...

 - an exclusive cake glamour shot

 - an exclusive cake decorating video

 - 15% patron discount on Cake Monster orders 

 - a chance to vote on my next grand cake experiment

 - an exclusive how-to video with step-by-step instructions and tips, narrated by li'l ol' me

Goals
$32 of $250 per month
Once we hit this goal, I'll be able to get some new fancy schmancy equipment that'll make my decorating life easier and my pics/videos more awesome!
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Hey there! I'm Stefannie, and I'm the Cake Monster.

My philosophy is simple, y'all:
The whole daggum cake should taste as good as it looks,
and it should look FABULOUS!
Every part of a cake should not only be edible, but a delight to eat - I don't work with fondant or gum paste, and I won't pile up a flower salad on your dessert. It's all fresh small-batch American-style buttercream and handcrafted decor, all the time.

Fun Fact: I'm a chronically ill stay-at-home momma of two. My systemic lupus keeps me out of the regular workforce, so I realized one day that I could either sit around feeling sorry for myself or I could get off my ass and do something. While I was pondering what to do, I baked some cookies. Really good cookies. Like, hella good. Cookies led to cupcakes led to cake-cakes, and (long story long) BAM! I'm a cake artist.

Entirely self-taught, I've gotten pretty goshdern spectacular at cake. But! I can always learn more. I love learning more! That's where you come in, you marvelous darling. Donations to my Patreon will be used to help keep me baking, tinkering and experimenting with new flavors, expanding my repertoire of special-dietary-needs recipes, and - heck! - maybe even taking a legit culinary class or two.

C'mon and join me on this wacky sweet adventure!

Recent posts by Cake Monster

Tiers
Sprinkles
$2 or more per month 0 patrons
You're the pop of color! The tiny delight that makes the whole cake happy!
Pretty Bloops
$5 or more per month 3 patrons
You're the perfect flourish of buttercream that completes the decor! 


Every month, you'll enjoy an exclusive cake glamour shot.

Cupcakes
$10 or more per month 1 patron
You're a fierce little grenade of delicious, beloved by all!


Every month, you'll get ...

 - an exclusive cake glamour shot

 - an exclusive cake decorating video

Rosettes
$25 or more per month 0 patrons
You're the graceful swirl of buttercream, as bold as you are breathtaking!


Every month, you'll get ...

 - an exclusive cake glamour shot

 - an exclusive cake decorating video

 - 10% patron discount on Cake Monster orders

 - a chance to vote on my next grand cake experiment. CAKEXPERIMENT!

Punkicorns
$50 or more per month 0 patrons
You're the sweetest magical rockstar at the party!

 

Every month, you'll get ...

 - an exclusive cake glamour shot

 - an exclusive cake decorating video

 - 15% patron discount on Cake Monster orders 

 - a chance to vote on my next grand cake experiment

 - an exclusive how-to video with step-by-step instructions and tips, narrated by li'l ol' me