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I have stolen princesses back from sleeping barrow kings. I burned down the town of Trebon. I have spent the night with Felurian and left with both my sanity and my life. I was expelled from the University at--

Wait, no. That's from The Name of the Wind by Patrick Rothfuss. Let's try it again.

Hello, humans!  I'm Joseph: writer, musician, artist, tiny-detail aficionado, grilled cheese lover. I (will hopefully soon) spend my days hobbiting about coordinating some things and editing other things and essentially cornering the proverbial market on looking awkward. By NIGHT, though, I...still have tremendous proficiency in the awkward business, but I also create art. 

I recently relocated from Rochester, NY to my friend's farm in Hillsboro, OR, outside of Portland. In-between cooing at horses and searching for gainful employment, I'm endeavoring to recover from health issues by scribbling and doodling and creating a rather spectacular mess. Patreon will, I believe, thrust goals, focus, and other manners of responsible-sounding concepts upon me. 

I hope you enjoy the journeys we'll carve out together--thank you for your support!!
Tiers
Microfiction (around 100-200 words)
$1 or more per month
At least once per month, you will get bite-sized stories that I do not recommend eating.
This doesn't even rhyme
$2 or more per month
I will write a poem
I promise it won't be just
Terrible haiku

Includes previous rewards
Fiction (1,000 words or more)
$3 or more per month
Slightly longer wordsmithing, plus previous rewards.
Musics of other people's musics
$5 or more per month
My band, Joseph and the Bear Hat (members: me, plus a hat that many people do not actually believe looks like a bear) will record a song per month, probably some sensitive coffeehouse-type whatsis that doesn't require drums. HOPEFULLY, IT WILL EVEN BE PLEASING TO THE EAR.

Includes previous rewards.
Awaiting orders, Grand Moff You-kin
$7 or more per month
I will incorporate an idea you have for a story or cover song once per month on any of the levels above.  Includes all previous rewards.
I have stolen princesses back from sleeping barrow kings. I burned down the town of Trebon. I have spent the night with Felurian and left with both my sanity and my life. I was expelled from the University at--

Wait, no. That's from The Name of the Wind by Patrick Rothfuss. Let's try it again.

Hello, humans!  I'm Joseph: writer, musician, artist, tiny-detail aficionado, grilled cheese lover. I (will hopefully soon) spend my days hobbiting about coordinating some things and editing other things and essentially cornering the proverbial market on looking awkward. By NIGHT, though, I...still have tremendous proficiency in the awkward business, but I also create art. 

I recently relocated from Rochester, NY to my friend's farm in Hillsboro, OR, outside of Portland. In-between cooing at horses and searching for gainful employment, I'm endeavoring to recover from health issues by scribbling and doodling and creating a rather spectacular mess. Patreon will, I believe, thrust goals, focus, and other manners of responsible-sounding concepts upon me. 

I hope you enjoy the journeys we'll carve out together--thank you for your support!!

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Tiers
Microfiction (around 100-200 words)
$1 or more per month
At least once per month, you will get bite-sized stories that I do not recommend eating.
This doesn't even rhyme
$2 or more per month
I will write a poem
I promise it won't be just
Terrible haiku

Includes previous rewards
Fiction (1,000 words or more)
$3 or more per month
Slightly longer wordsmithing, plus previous rewards.
Musics of other people's musics
$5 or more per month
My band, Joseph and the Bear Hat (members: me, plus a hat that many people do not actually believe looks like a bear) will record a song per month, probably some sensitive coffeehouse-type whatsis that doesn't require drums. HOPEFULLY, IT WILL EVEN BE PLEASING TO THE EAR.

Includes previous rewards.
Awaiting orders, Grand Moff You-kin
$7 or more per month
I will incorporate an idea you have for a story or cover song once per month on any of the levels above.  Includes all previous rewards.