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Who are we?
We aren’t rich or famous and we have no inside connections.
We’re regular guys sharing our thoughts over coffee on a podcast called Carl and Mike at http://carlandmike.net. Just two concerned citizens having a conversation similar to one going on in countless coffeehouses, kitchen tables and water coolers across the country.

It’s a conversation of the people. You know, the "conversation" they say we should be having.

What are we doing?
We’re "Exploring" running for President of the United States.

Why are we doing it?
Because our elected representatives no longer represent us. They are no longer of the people, by the people and for the people.

The political process has been taken over by corporations masquerading as people, and millionaire politicians in the pockets of their sugar daddy billionaires.

Ask yourself?
Do you value common sense solutions? 
Do you believe all people should be treated the way you want to be treated? The Golden Rule.
Are legal complexities being used to obscure special treatment for special interests?
Is fear being used to divide us?
Do you want to change this?

What do we want you to do?
1. Learn about our Platform for America at: http://damnthatmakessense.com
2. Support us here on Patreon. We need you to turn this from an exploration to a full-blown campaign.
3.  Join in the conversation on social media via carlandmike, here on our Patreon board or email us [email protected] /* */
4. Help take back the responsibility we have handed over. Get involved.
5. Cut your political teeth as a volunteer for Carl and Mike! Visit our contact page at http://carlandmike.net/contact-us

Remember the immortal words of Margaret Mead…

"Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has."
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You’ve got enough dedications already — probably with your name on several buildings. You’re contributing at this level maybe out of guilt, for the fun of it, as a tax write-off, or because you just got too much money and want to stir things up. Whatever your reason, for a million a month (1 mo. minimum) we’re basically your bitches and you’re our Executive Producer.  You’ll be the Koch Brothers to our Bush, the Sheldon Weinstein to Gingrich! We’ll perform at a location of your choosing and do your bidding as long as we determine it’s for the good of the world.
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Who are we?
We aren’t rich or famous and we have no inside connections.
We’re regular guys sharing our thoughts over coffee on a podcast called Carl and Mike at http://carlandmike.net. Just two concerned citizens having a conversation similar to one going on in countless coffeehouses, kitchen tables and water coolers across the country.

It’s a conversation of the people. You know, the "conversation" they say we should be having.

What are we doing?
We’re "Exploring" running for President of the United States.

Why are we doing it?
Because our elected representatives no longer represent us. They are no longer of the people, by the people and for the people.

The political process has been taken over by corporations masquerading as people, and millionaire politicians in the pockets of their sugar daddy billionaires.

Ask yourself?
Do you value common sense solutions? 
Do you believe all people should be treated the way you want to be treated? The Golden Rule.
Are legal complexities being used to obscure special treatment for special interests?
Is fear being used to divide us?
Do you want to change this?

What do we want you to do?
1. Learn about our Platform for America at: http://damnthatmakessense.com
2. Support us here on Patreon. We need you to turn this from an exploration to a full-blown campaign.
3.  Join in the conversation on social media via carlandmike, here on our Patreon board or email us [email protected] /* */
4. Help take back the responsibility we have handed over. Get involved.
5. Cut your political teeth as a volunteer for Carl and Mike! Visit our contact page at http://carlandmike.net/contact-us

Remember the immortal words of Margaret Mead…

"Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has."

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Dedicated to the Working Men and Women who do their best to make ends meet and are tired of getting jacked around by politicians, lobbyists and their 1% overlords. For a $1 a month you get access to the private Carl and Mike Patreon Group on Facebook where we’ll post exclusive content. And where you can join the discussion and have your voice heard.
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Dedicated to the Wage Slaves. You get screwed out of overtime because you’re on salary, but hey at least you’re bringing home a paycheck every two weeks. In addition to access to the private group, at $2 a month, you get the Carl and Mike PDF Party PAC that includes exclusive images, content and other Carl and Mike goodies.
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Dedicated to Women and Targeted Minority Groups who have put up with the bullshit from white privileged men in power for too long. (present company excluded!)  For $3 a month you get a place of honor by formally introducing Carl and Mike on one of our shows. That’s right we’ll record your introduction with your name, location and your own CarlandMike tagline--so leave your _________ at the door, it’s time for Carl and Mike! NOTE: This reward level only available to women, minorities and other targeted groups. 
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Dedicated to the Shrinking Middle Class.  For $5 a month you get access to the Carl and Mike Basement Tapes where we record our strategies and secret meetings, plus outtakes and raw episodes that were recorded before Carl and Mike launched
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Dedicated to the White Collar Cubicle Dwellers. For $20 a month you get the official Carl and Mike t-shirt that you can wear under your white collar shirt to secretly declare you’re disobedience to da man!

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Dedicated to Bosses. For $50 a month you get a special edition of 5 Questions in 5 Minutes with Carl and Mike all to yourself. That means you’re the boss and we’ll dedicated the episode to you with a mention of your name and website, as well as answer five questions submitted by you.
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Dedicated to the V.I.P. Ok hotshot, you’re rockin’ it in the free world and making the Benjamin’s by the s**tload. So join us as an Associate Producer and give us your guidance and wisdom. We’ll do a monthly Associate Producer Google Hangout where we’ll seek and take your input on the direction of Carl and Mike. Plus, a name mention of you as an Associate Producer at the end of our podcast.
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Dedicated to the Small Business Owner. This country was built by small business owners like yourself. For $500 a month you get a :30 Second Commercial near the top of the episode as an official sponsor of Carl and Mike. Plus your listed in our Sponsored by Box on our website. You'll also get a Sponsored by Logo on the end slide of our 5 Questions in 5 Minutes w/Carl and Mike video podcast.
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Dedicated to the Model Corporation. We know you're out there. If you can prove to us that you’re one of the good ones, and contribute $1,000/mo you will get our support and recognition as a model corporation on our website. Plus a:30 spot in your choice of the beginning, midroll or near the end of each episode. Sponsored by mention at the top of the show and in our Sponsored by Box on our website. You'll also get a Sponsored by Logo at the beginning and end of our 5?:5Min video podcasts.
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Dedicated to the Top 1% Who Give a Damn. You’re the few, the proud, the people trying to make the world a better place, as opposed to just fill your own pockets. For $10,000 a month (plus airfare, hotel and food) you get Carl and Mike to appear at your next company’s event, corporate retreat, son’s bar mitzvah, daughter’s sweet 16, bachelor party, or illuminati initiation ceremony.
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You’ve got enough dedications already — probably with your name on several buildings. You’re contributing at this level maybe out of guilt, for the fun of it, as a tax write-off, or because you just got too much money and want to stir things up. Whatever your reason, for a million a month (1 mo. minimum) we’re basically your bitches and you’re our Executive Producer.  You’ll be the Koch Brothers to our Bush, the Sheldon Weinstein to Gingrich! We’ll perform at a location of your choosing and do your bidding as long as we determine it’s for the good of the world.