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- Pillow Talks A Patreon-only series hosted by Almost Pulitzer Prize-winning Nigel Pillow. Intimate talks with characters from The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles.
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Kisses from Hollywood! Thank you for checking out our Patreon page! The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles is a podcast sitcom that follows the hilarious misadventures of a struggling actress trying to make it big in Hollywood.
We would be incredibly grateful for your support. For the lowly price of just $1 per episode (that's like 1/500th the cost of a vial of cosmetic filler) we can continue to create the show and continue to pay our brilliant actors! We can turn that frown upside down and take some existential wrinkles off your life...for cheap! Check out the right hand column for reward tiers.
ABOUT THE SHOWCarlötta Beautox--Actress, Thinktress, and Influencer-ess--is a marvel of relativistic quantum physics (stay with us on this one), somehow existing at the extreme periphery of Hollywood while managing to land smack dab in the middle of everything. More simply put: she is a nobody for whom the planets align A LOT! Together with her manager/landlord Dave (the ultimate Hollywood Hyphenate), Carlötta will not stop until she becomes famous. If she can achieve 1/100th the level of stardom that Khloe' Kardashian (her #1 celebrity girl-crush) has attained, Carlötta will die a happy Instagram model.
The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles was called one of the Top 100 Outstanding Podcasts of 2019 by the Bello Collective.
The show releases new episodes bi-weekly.
Season Two (or Season Duh as we call it) premieres January 20, 2020
WHO ARE HECK ARE WE?The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles is written, directed, and produced by Ann Sloan for Trojan Cat Media. It was a 2nd round finalist at the 2018 Austin Film Festival. Our cast includes Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox, Trevor Lissauer as Dave, and features a number of guest stars in each episode. It is co-produced by Laura Lipson.
WHY PATREON?Making The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles isn't cheap. We rent studios, pay hosting fees, and most importantly--we pay our actors. Plus, in Season Two we will be producing a musical episode! We want to continue to make episodes but in order to do that we need your help.
WHAT CAN I DO?If you like The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles and want us to keep doing more episodes, please consider supporting us with a per episode donation.
Every donation counts and by pledging as little as $1 per episode, you will have our eternal gratitude. You'll also contribute to the survival of the show.
WHAT DO I GET IN RETURN?You not only get the warm, fuzzy satisfaction of knowing you are helping us continue to podcast, you also become part of our Patreon Family and for that there are bennies and special rewards.
$1 PER MONTH -- Access to our Patron-only feed with insider news and updates on all things Carlötta Beautox. Early access to new episodes. Plus you will have our eternal gratitude.
$2 PER MONTH -- All of the above AND a nifty Carlötta Beautox sticker with a handwritten thank you note. Plus with every episode you'll get the Beautox Breakdown--a director commentary on the episode. We'll also give you a special shout out on Twitter (be sure to include your handle).
$5 PER MONTH -- Carlötta Beautox will follow you on Twitter and/or Instagram. You'll also get bonus content like outtakes and other fun stuff. Sweeeeeet!
$20 PER MONTH -- All of the above. You'll also receive a Carlötta Beautox mug from our merch store but please provide your shipping address at check out!
HOW DOES THIS ALL WORK?Easy-peasy. Just choose your pledge amount in the columns on the right. Your donation will be processed when we drop a new full episode. Episodes come out bi-weekly. The season will contain 8 episodes. You can cancel anytime with the click of one button.
THANK YOU!We hope you will consider supporting The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles! Please know that by clicking "Become a Patron" you will forever be a star in our hearts. Kisses from all of us here. WE LOVE OUR PATRONS!!!
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