Carsie Blanton

is creating songs, videos, records, and mischief

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For the price of a single non-fancy coffee, become part of my brood.

Like all our other gorgeous comrades, you'll get access to everything I post.

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Butterflies may seem innocent and sweet, but that's only because we avoid thinking about the fact that their midlife crises involve building a sturdy sleeping bag in which to cozy up and liquify their own organs, just so they might wake up one day able to fly. 

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Welcome to Patreon! This is the most spectacular way to support my work. You will be charged once per month (as little as $3), but will receive my love, gratitude, songs, and behind-the-scenes communiques throughout the month. 

I'm currently making a new album, here in quarantine! That means your pledges are going not only to my own expenses, but to compensate my band and many other out-of-work musicians for their contributions to this album. In short: now that we aren't touring, patreon is what makes our work possible.

As a way of connecting with you, my dearest, sweetest, best-looking comrades, I will post exclusive (and non-exclusive) content here 2-3 times per month. That content includes:
  • New original songs!
  • Alternate versions of older songs! 
  • Occasional covers!
  • Essays & blog posts!
  • Behind-the-scenes stories and pictures!
  • Early access to video and song releases!
Because I'm a socialist, all the tiers have the same rewards (every patron gets access to everything I make). Choose your tier based on your disposable income, and how excited you are to support my work! I promise to work my butt off at all times, both physically and spiritually, and to spend every waking hour thanking my lucky stars for you. 
By becoming a patron, you'll instantly unlock access to 111 exclusive posts
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16
Videos
By becoming a patron, you'll instantly unlock access to 111 exclusive posts
12
Audio releases
26
Images
55
Links
1
Poll
20
Writings
16
Videos

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