Celtic Ray Filmworks is creating Comedy Shorts.
4

patrons

$16
per month
Okay, who the hell are you?

My name is Richard Jensen and I'm the Executive Producer in charge of Production at Celtic Ray Filmworks. I'm also the primary Writer/Director at Celtic Ray Filmworks. I'm also the Cinematographer, the editor, the sound mixer, the Caterer.

What I'm saying is that I am the entirety of Celtic Ray Filmworks.  Give or take the occasional actor I have to hire. (Because, someone has to hold the damn camera!)

What the hell do you do and are you any good at it?

I make short films. Primarily Comedies. Two of my shorts GLENGARRY GLEN STYX and THE FLY'S BLOODY REVENGE were featured at the Klamath Independent Film Festival. (GLENGARRY won 2'nd Runner Up at KIFF in 2014.) And another short, THE HEROES OF THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS was screened at The Acme Comedy Theater in Los Angeles, Ca in 2015.)
So yeah, I ain't Billy Wilder. But I get by.

Why the hell are you on Patreon?

I want to make more shorts to enter into film festivals and I want to be able to pay my actors. And maybe occasionally get a bag of groceries.

Why the hell should I support you?

Because you've seen my work and you like it and want me to do more of it.

Why the hell are you using this rhetorical voice device?

Because I suck at being sincere with strangers. Particularly where money is involved.
But let me just say in advance, thank you for your support and I'll do my best to live up to it.
Tiers
The Three Stooges.
$1 or more per month 2 patrons
  • My Deep and Personal Thanks.
  • Access to the Shorts via Vimeo way before a public release.. 
The Abbott and Costello.
$5 or more per month 1 patron
  • Personal Updates/Behind the Scenes Photos
  • Your name in the credits
  • Plus all previous rewards
The Martin and Lewis.
$10 or more per month 1 patron
  • Access to script drafts along with notes on the process.
  • Plus all previous rewards
The Blake Edwards.
$20 or more per month 0 patrons
  • Digital Copy of the Shorts.
  • Plus all previous rewards
The Billy Wilder.
$50 or more per month 0 patrons
  • A Blu-Ray of the completed short, complete with commentary track by myself and one of the actors.
  • Plus all previous rewards
The Charlie Chaplin.
$100 or more per month 0 of 5 patrons
  • I will name a character after you in a future short.
  • Plus all previous rewards
Goals
$16 of $500 per month
When we hit $500, me and some of my collaborators will do a livestream where we answer questions about our process, behind the scenes story and upcoming process.
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Okay, who the hell are you?

My name is Richard Jensen and I'm the Executive Producer in charge of Production at Celtic Ray Filmworks. I'm also the primary Writer/Director at Celtic Ray Filmworks. I'm also the Cinematographer, the editor, the sound mixer, the Caterer.

What I'm saying is that I am the entirety of Celtic Ray Filmworks.  Give or take the occasional actor I have to hire. (Because, someone has to hold the damn camera!)

What the hell do you do and are you any good at it?

I make short films. Primarily Comedies. Two of my shorts GLENGARRY GLEN STYX and THE FLY'S BLOODY REVENGE were featured at the Klamath Independent Film Festival. (GLENGARRY won 2'nd Runner Up at KIFF in 2014.) And another short, THE HEROES OF THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS was screened at The Acme Comedy Theater in Los Angeles, Ca in 2015.)
So yeah, I ain't Billy Wilder. But I get by.

Why the hell are you on Patreon?

I want to make more shorts to enter into film festivals and I want to be able to pay my actors. And maybe occasionally get a bag of groceries.

Why the hell should I support you?

Because you've seen my work and you like it and want me to do more of it.

Why the hell are you using this rhetorical voice device?

Because I suck at being sincere with strangers. Particularly where money is involved.
But let me just say in advance, thank you for your support and I'll do my best to live up to it.

Recent posts by Celtic Ray Filmworks

Tiers
The Three Stooges.
$1 or more per month 2 patrons
  • My Deep and Personal Thanks.
  • Access to the Shorts via Vimeo way before a public release.. 
The Abbott and Costello.
$5 or more per month 1 patron
  • Personal Updates/Behind the Scenes Photos
  • Your name in the credits
  • Plus all previous rewards
The Martin and Lewis.
$10 or more per month 1 patron
  • Access to script drafts along with notes on the process.
  • Plus all previous rewards
The Blake Edwards.
$20 or more per month 0 patrons
  • Digital Copy of the Shorts.
  • Plus all previous rewards
The Billy Wilder.
$50 or more per month 0 patrons
  • A Blu-Ray of the completed short, complete with commentary track by myself and one of the actors.
  • Plus all previous rewards
The Charlie Chaplin.
$100 or more per month 0 of 5 patrons
  • I will name a character after you in a future short.
  • Plus all previous rewards