Chain Attack

is creating podcasts about geekery.

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Teachers’ Pet Members
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The simplest way to get extra credit with the Chain Attack crew. Help us continue the fight to bring arbitrarily thought-out grades and opinions to you and our fellow geek loving listeners!
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Stay After Class Brigade
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Beyond being first among equals in the hearts of the Chain Attack crew, in addition to previous benefits, this tier will unlock access to the following:
  • Participate in Monthly Content polls. Your voice will shape the ‘cast!
  • Access to the Chain Attack: Grading Geekery Discord channel to chat with the hosts and fellow listeners.  Our chat covers topics as diverse as our episodes!
  • Monthly Merch from the hosts - Once a month, the hosts will send a random Brigade member a game, book, or movie we've been enjoying! For every 15 members of the Brigade, we'll add another monthly giveaway!
  • Plus everything in previous tier
Includes Discord benefits
The Game Night Triumvirate
Limited (3 remaining)
per month
There can be only 3. In addition to all previous benefits, and the monthly renewing gratitude of the Chain Attack Crew, members of the Triumvirate will receive:
  • If you back this level for 12 months, you may select a host of Chain Attack to visit you for a weekend of gaming!  (Limited to listeners in the continental United States.)
  • Plus everything in previous tiers
Includes Discord benefits


3 old friends take each other to school each week! Join us as we review, rate, rant, and revel in the various forms of geekery we all enjoy. Marvel at the scientifically rigorous scoring categories as we discuss games, books, movies, comics, and more!

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