Chapel Perilous

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About Chapel Perilous

Chapel Perilous is a thought-snare located somewhere among Jesus and CBS—halfway between the Yemeni Genocide and Harry Potter. The chapel is like the egos of its hosts Alan Bromwell and Corey Cooley, in that once you’re inside, there doesn’t seem to be any way out. Unless you have a ten strip handy. Or you’re willing to solve a Zen riddle the old fashioned way. Who is the master who makes the grass green?

Enter at your own risk, and no squealing. Remember: it’s all in your head.

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