Chapstick Lezbian is creating Novel Length Fanfiction
46

patrons

$196
per month
If you're here, then you probably know me as Chappy or Aunt Chappy, and you like reading my fanfic. Hopefully you love it.

I've been writing fanfiction since purple-mimeographed Spock/Kick fic was sold under the table at conventions. Anyone else remember the smell of those pages? I write the stories and worlds that are interesting to me, currently that being the canceled Rookie Blue, like my marathon 100 chapter Out With the Old. I've done Rizzoli & Isles and even Xena.

All my stories have something in common; they're not simple. I strive to write real people, and real  decisions, and sometimes the characters do stupid things or make wrong choices. And sometimes I misstep trying to tell a story. But I don't write easy and I don't write angst. I write what someone once called "grown up fanfiction."

My goal with this Patreon is not to make gobs of money and tell people to pay me or I'll never publish anything again. This is to help push me, to thank me, and to encourage me. No more. No less.

How This Works
When a new chapter of a work is up, Patrons get it first. The different tiers get different levels of access. A week after the new chapter is up, the stories are published on FFN and AO3 for everyone to enjoy.

A new chapter is produced at least once a month, usually between 5000 and 10,000 words. Generally chapters are posted every three weeks, which means twice a month at some points in the year.

What You Get

Besides just the stories, Patrons will also get 'friend only' rewards. The stories I don't post on FFN/AO3 for whatever reason. They may even be original stories. You also get the occasional behind the scene telling of what really happened, or why a choice was made. And of course, you get a hotline to ask me questions you'd rather not in public.

You can read all those Friends Only stories using the 'patron-only' tag.
Rewards
Badge Bunnies
$1 or more per month 2 patrons
You will have my eternal thanks and gratitude. You'll have access to spoilers and behind the scenes views of the story in progress. Any friend-only rewards (like non-published stories) will be available to you too.
Patrol Cops
$3 or more per month 7 patrons
You'll get to read entire scenes (which vary between 1000 words and 5000) from whatever the next chapter is of whatever the current story is. Usually it will be the opening scene of a chapter.
Forensics
$4.50 or more per month 2 patrons (sold out!)
This is the same as a Pathologist. It was ratcheted DOWN to adjust for Patreon overcharging on their brief stupidity of charging Patrons fees instead of Creators. They changed their mind, but I won't do take-backs. If you have this, it was good-faith. Keep it.


In addition to all the other cool things, the whole chapter of whatever story is in progress will be yours, a week before it hits the rest of the world.

Pathologists
$5 or more per month 38 patrons
In addition to all the other cool things, the whole chapter of whatever story is in progress will be yours, a week before it hits the rest of the world.
Goals
$196 of $500 per month
A story with at least 3 chapters (at least 5000 words each). This will be posted on alternate dates to any ongoing stories. The finished work will be FRIENDS ONLY and will not go up on FFN or AO3.
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If you're here, then you probably know me as Chappy or Aunt Chappy, and you like reading my fanfic. Hopefully you love it.

I've been writing fanfiction since purple-mimeographed Spock/Kick fic was sold under the table at conventions. Anyone else remember the smell of those pages? I write the stories and worlds that are interesting to me, currently that being the canceled Rookie Blue, like my marathon 100 chapter Out With the Old. I've done Rizzoli & Isles and even Xena.

All my stories have something in common; they're not simple. I strive to write real people, and real  decisions, and sometimes the characters do stupid things or make wrong choices. And sometimes I misstep trying to tell a story. But I don't write easy and I don't write angst. I write what someone once called "grown up fanfiction."

My goal with this Patreon is not to make gobs of money and tell people to pay me or I'll never publish anything again. This is to help push me, to thank me, and to encourage me. No more. No less.

How This Works
When a new chapter of a work is up, Patrons get it first. The different tiers get different levels of access. A week after the new chapter is up, the stories are published on FFN and AO3 for everyone to enjoy.

A new chapter is produced at least once a month, usually between 5000 and 10,000 words. Generally chapters are posted every three weeks, which means twice a month at some points in the year.

What You Get

Besides just the stories, Patrons will also get 'friend only' rewards. The stories I don't post on FFN/AO3 for whatever reason. They may even be original stories. You also get the occasional behind the scene telling of what really happened, or why a choice was made. And of course, you get a hotline to ask me questions you'd rather not in public.

You can read all those Friends Only stories using the 'patron-only' tag.

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Rewards
Badge Bunnies
$1 or more per month 2 patrons
You will have my eternal thanks and gratitude. You'll have access to spoilers and behind the scenes views of the story in progress. Any friend-only rewards (like non-published stories) will be available to you too.
Patrol Cops
$3 or more per month 7 patrons
You'll get to read entire scenes (which vary between 1000 words and 5000) from whatever the next chapter is of whatever the current story is. Usually it will be the opening scene of a chapter.
Forensics
$4.50 or more per month 2 patrons (sold out!)
This is the same as a Pathologist. It was ratcheted DOWN to adjust for Patreon overcharging on their brief stupidity of charging Patrons fees instead of Creators. They changed their mind, but I won't do take-backs. If you have this, it was good-faith. Keep it.


In addition to all the other cool things, the whole chapter of whatever story is in progress will be yours, a week before it hits the rest of the world.

Pathologists
$5 or more per month 38 patrons
In addition to all the other cool things, the whole chapter of whatever story is in progress will be yours, a week before it hits the rest of the world.