Civvie

is creating comedy videos and reviews

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You know that Dungeoneer who pays $1 a month? You're more awesome than they are. 

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About Civvie

THE PINNACLE OF ONLINE ENTERTAINMENT

I make videos on the internet about movies, video games, imprisonment by the state, the glorious PC master race, and impenetrable sarcasm.


I HAVE NO REAL TIERS YET

As I have a small channel and this Patreon is simply to support the continued creation of content. At the moment, $1, $5, $10, $1000 are all equal, as god intended. Videos take a lot of work and whoever edits these things is probably pretty burned out.


HELP ME BE THE NEXT PEWDIEPIE

Thanks to you amazing kids, I'm gonna be extra famous and therefore I will be a scapegoat for the media when they need to demonize new media because all their viewers are elderly and probably smell bad. I mean, they absolutely smell bad, that's not even up for debate. People who watch old media smell like a leather boot worn by a wet grizzly in a slaughterhouse. Don't be those people.






Goals
$5,249.84 of $100,000 per month
At $100,000 a month, production begins on THE CIVVIE MOVIE*, a feature-length film that's not really very good, but features fanservice that borders on pornographic. Civvie will review the most infamous FPS game ever made for like five minutes and the rest of the time will be spent embarrassing himself and anyone who chooses to work with him.

*This is not a real goal please do not even attempt to give me 100k a month that is ludicrous.

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By becoming a patron, you'll instantly unlock access to 91 exclusive posts
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86
Videos

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