CJ Watson

is creating puppets and videos and podcasts and sometimes something funny!

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Hey thanks for stopping by!
I'm CJ and due to a series of poor decisions I'm here making videos and podcasts and sometimes something funny!
I make videos on YouTube that you may have seen. I also write comedy sketches and build puppets. I am working on some puppet shows but I spend most of my time shooting the breeze with my friends the Desperate Mothers. We have a free podcast available wherever free podcasts are sold. We talk about some of our ideas for comedy videos and post them on our YouTube channel if we ever follow through. Sometimes we do silly food challenges, or try to break world records. But mostly we conversate* about movies, comic books, and video games. We often delve into politics and current events because those topics distract us and make us sound stupid. Isn't that what you want in a group of friends?
Well, thanks for sticking around to read all this. Patreon tells me I should make this a video because that's what you want, but you're still reading, aren't you? Gold star for me, then.
If you decide to support me I can devote more time to writing and puppet building. And podcasting. And putting things into blenders. Hitting my goals will also allow me more time to pursue some of my crazier ideas and put my friends through more world record attempts and subject them to even more crazy food concoctions. Did you see the video where we juiced 100 tacos? Or the one where we put sushi on Oreo cookies? Or the one where we tried to beat a 13 year-old's Guinness World Record? Yeah, more stuff like that. And I haven't even mentioned what we do with the juicer!!!!
All Patreon tiers will be able to vote in polls!

*Is conversate a word? Why is my spell check going off? Well, if it's not a word it should be. It sounds cool. It sounds like a word The Fonz would use. Remember The Fonz? Yeah, it's cool. Ima keep it there.
Tiers
Just Keep Doin' What You're Doin'!
$1 or more per month

Thanks for the support. You be you and I'll be me and we can keep doing  what we do.  This is the best tier ever because we don't expect anything  more from each other than just being ourselves! 

With this tier you get access to my exclusive Patreon only feed!

The Producers
$10 or more per month

Producers make stuff happen. They are the unsung behind-the-scenes heroes that allow artists to do the work they do! My producers will see  their names in lights - that means the credits. Join this tier and your name will be listed in the video credits of the podcast. 

Goals
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Shirley, You Can't Be Serious!
At this goal I'll be able to devote more time and resources to my podcast and video creations. I'll host a live stream where we blow some of this dough by blending crazy food and drinking it!
Seriously, this goal will help pay the web and podcast hosting bills, recurring license fees for music and software, as well as allowing me to buy more materials and props for videos. 
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Hey thanks for stopping by!
I'm CJ and due to a series of poor decisions I'm here making videos and podcasts and sometimes something funny!
I make videos on YouTube that you may have seen. I also write comedy sketches and build puppets. I am working on some puppet shows but I spend most of my time shooting the breeze with my friends the Desperate Mothers. We have a free podcast available wherever free podcasts are sold. We talk about some of our ideas for comedy videos and post them on our YouTube channel if we ever follow through. Sometimes we do silly food challenges, or try to break world records. But mostly we conversate* about movies, comic books, and video games. We often delve into politics and current events because those topics distract us and make us sound stupid. Isn't that what you want in a group of friends?
Well, thanks for sticking around to read all this. Patreon tells me I should make this a video because that's what you want, but you're still reading, aren't you? Gold star for me, then.
If you decide to support me I can devote more time to writing and puppet building. And podcasting. And putting things into blenders. Hitting my goals will also allow me more time to pursue some of my crazier ideas and put my friends through more world record attempts and subject them to even more crazy food concoctions. Did you see the video where we juiced 100 tacos? Or the one where we put sushi on Oreo cookies? Or the one where we tried to beat a 13 year-old's Guinness World Record? Yeah, more stuff like that. And I haven't even mentioned what we do with the juicer!!!!
All Patreon tiers will be able to vote in polls!

*Is conversate a word? Why is my spell check going off? Well, if it's not a word it should be. It sounds cool. It sounds like a word The Fonz would use. Remember The Fonz? Yeah, it's cool. Ima keep it there.

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Tiers
Just Keep Doin' What You're Doin'!
$1 or more per month

Thanks for the support. You be you and I'll be me and we can keep doing  what we do.  This is the best tier ever because we don't expect anything  more from each other than just being ourselves! 

With this tier you get access to my exclusive Patreon only feed!

The Producers
$10 or more per month

Producers make stuff happen. They are the unsung behind-the-scenes heroes that allow artists to do the work they do! My producers will see  their names in lights - that means the credits. Join this tier and your name will be listed in the video credits of the podcast.