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"Wow! Great! What the hell does that even mean?"

Glad you asked. It means you get an Honorable Mention on our Irregulars Page at, which can include a link. Whether it links to your business, a favorite charity, whatever you decide, it's up to you. 

You'll also get the premium edition of The Schawumpta Tribune Express Monthly, chock-full of the gossip, shenanigans, and goings-on in the crazy little (allegedly fictional) Central Wisconsin town where many of my stories spring from.

And you also get to read the Clickster-Bae Monthly Newsletter.