Clive Martin's Hypnic Jerk

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About Clive Martin's Hypnic Jerk

Welcome to my new media empire; an 'audio experience' called Clive Martin's Hypnic Jerk and a football newsletter called Garlic is Not a Perfume. Expect fun, fear, jokes, terror, critique, bewilderment, essays, interviews and fun for all the family.

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